That woman is a Good Thing.
And an excellent follow-up:
Two favourite quotes, both from Emma:
“… it was disgusting. My George had to play three games of Resident Evil 7 Biohazard to calm himself down.’”
"No amount can make up for what my kiddies have been through. Unless it’s enough to put a deposit on a new house. That would do it."
Excellent, joe, I don’t know how she keeps it up. Sometimes The Archers is so absurd it’s difficult to parody.