Lines in celebration of a birth

Little Martha Jasmine Carter, well she shot out like a rocket;
This accounts for the meconium in the Proffer’s left coat -pocket.

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Chris and Alice’ spawn
A quarter Horrobin blood
Start your drinking now.

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Can there be any hope for poor Martha?
Chris and Alice as father and mother
Then there’s the shame of bein’
On one side a Horrobin
And vile Peggy’s blood on the other

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‘Calling all vampires’?

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Actually, that’s a question: how much blood in an average neonate?
[searchity searchity] 85-90 ml/kg. Ratio higher in premature infants, apparently. So, a sort of convenient FruitShoot for the busy vampire-on-the-go…

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And they’re quite likely to be innocents, even in Ambridge.

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They’d go for garlic before that mixture

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