‘Thank you, yer Fishness, the agony is abated.’
Throbbing a bit but attached and bendable.
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Glad the finger’s okay. Gus.
Soo xx
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Poor Gus
I hope the Oaf is a good nurse to you
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Well he hasn’t dressed the scratches he gave me this morning yet, so…
Grinnity
Gxx
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Wish I could like that twice, Gus!
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Ow! I have just sprained me
nose 
New and surprising levels of incompetence and idiocy have been attained: hurrah!
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good grief. How, or is that tmi?
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You know how sometimes one’s nose tickles furiously and one knows that if this continues it will start to run, and one is not ideally placed either to pick (yeah, TMI) or blow it? Well, in those circumstances, knuckling the offending nostril firmly can be very effective.
I just did it a bit too vigorously. Kronk. Ow.
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Pore Gus.
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IDIOT Gus: my septum was one of the few parts of me that wasn’t deviant;- )
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Sympathy for Gus from me
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I think a G&T would be medically advisable, Twellsy (for me, I mean.
[grinnity]
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[pourity][pourity][pourity]
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[thankity] [gluggle]
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Gus does it help if I drink the gin for you?
Since…
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Theoretically, if you had a knee-brace you hadn’t needed for several years, where would you have stowed it? Anyone saying “with the First Aid Kit” might get TCP squirted in their eye; just sayin’. And I haz the syringez to do it;- ) although possibly not the TCP. Dettol do you? Grand.
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In my sock drawer. That’s where mine is anyway.
I adore the smell of TCP, by the way.
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Pervert;- ). Actually, the smell is fine; I just can’t gargle with it. Evidence of that has been mopped up from bathrooms in the Four Nations. Well, three of them. I think NI got off scot free.
Sock drawer, a washout. Big trousers drawer ditto. Oh well, I know where the crutches are!
a) joking, it’s not that bad; and
b) no, not bilking the NHS of anything - they were acquired privately at considerable expense when Himself developed gout and it turned out he would have to go back to the hospital to be given crutches. That was a fun week.
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Delicate question - who last needed the knee-brace? Could it possibly be amongst Himself’s things?
Carinthia.xx
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Nae, hen, it’s mine. In that he was built like a glider and me like a brick shithouse, I doubt it would have been any use to him…
Gxx
Actually, it might have worked for us both, but as above: mine.
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