In the meantime, this is from about a month ago. You know when you can tell that someone’s going to be trouble…
L-R Tuppence, Katie & Tamara.
Ground is for other people…
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I like the look of Tamara
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Tuppence fan here. Polite disdain written all over her beaky wee face.
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Tamara looks like the sort of girl that suggests mischief and watches others get into bother
Wanna few hens
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She’ll fail all her exams and end up working in Woolworths. I know the sort…
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Oh, they’ve much more ambition than that. Broadway beckons - they’ve been busy working on their dance routines…
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They’re fabulous, tell 'em.
Worm-diggers of 2020. 
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“In these heels? Really dahling, what do you think roosters are for?”
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[eloquent shrug] ‘Dahlink, do you really vant me to say?’
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Orright, basic birdology. I’ve got these three cards, see, and one of them is the queen…
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5 6 7 8 ready and
Step point step point step ball change jump kick and turn
Extend those wings girls
Head up and repeat on the left
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We appear to have an asylum seeker. Millie’s checking him out, but I’m minded to believe his story that he may be killed if he’s sent back home…
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I wonder why it is that when I look at the hens I think ‘eggs’ and ‘cute’, but when I look at the pheasant I think ‘dinner’.
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I look at pheasants and am inclined to think noisy things
Their call is NOT musical as they flap off at any alarm
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In fairness, you can see why they might be a tad nervous - just a shame they can’t work out that taking to the air is not necessarily the best strategy…
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Some of us is Gurt Big Kites, and some of us is sparrers.
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Pheasants have been bred to be completely devoid of brain.
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They take flight to escape one apparent predator (the beaters). It’s not really their fault if they’re then taken by another - one that is invisible and capable of taking them on the wing.
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Their takeoff is condusive to their being shot by the guns with bugger all skill too
If you take off croaking loudly and rise vertically you are easy to hit with a shotgun
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joe, you’re sounding all Amhersty International…
yes, I will take a long, hard look at myself.
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