One sheep is about two octaves below any of the others.
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One such baaritone completely foxed our (then) toddler. She told all of her first school friends what noise sheep made and they ribbed her mercilessly.
Soo xx
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Today’s yardarm is brought to you by a piece of calcium carbonate with bits in.
Ain’t naytcher wonderful?
Bass baritone sheep notwithstanding .
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Thank you dear calcium carbonate housedl limpet
Bacon butty
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Yes please, Twellsy. Crisp smoked streaky for preference, proper white bread dipped in the bacon fat, and just a touch of ketchup.
[happy swofflity]
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Owww.
I can’t recommend stabbing oneself between the index and middle fingers of the left hand. It stings a tad and bleeds copiously. Particularly do not do this if wearing white trousis.
That is all.
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I have always found it more fun to stab other people. So I hear.
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Ouch, Gus.
That’s not an easy spot to dress, either.
Proffers Pitchers & Medicinals
Carinthia. xx
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We saw a moose family of Mum and baby when on honeymoon in New England
Beautiful creatures but huge
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How is your hand today, Dahlink?
A sort of Chicken Makhani here, wot I made yesterday, & has developed beautifully.
Carinthia. xx
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Sore but fine, thank you Darling. Have found a means of securing the dressing that works reasonably well.
Oooh, maybe it justifies a Medicinal. Care to join me?
Gxx
And hurrah! fer the chicken Makhani.
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Chin chin chin then.
I have 3… 
Carinthia. xx
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Home and still full of twanginess.
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Carry on twanging, dere. I’ll just unleash the
yardarm
wiv a mighty kertwoinggg!!! (in E major)
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Ooh, that’s a tricky one. Can’t we have an E7 and resolve it to an A?
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If you absolutely must 
[grinnity]
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Longer-term users of the board may remember my decision to buy table-cloth clips to keep the plastic cloth that protects the table in the main room from skating around like Torvill, or possibly Dean, when I was using the table to sew the bedspread on.
I am glad to report that since they were put in place, the table-cloth stays where it is meant to be and this saves me perhaps fifteen minutes irritation a day.
This is good for my blood pressure.
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Forlorn sun lover asking
Will anyone take this thunderstorm from me?
Please
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We’d have it like a shot; it’s only thirty-three degrees today, but there is almost no breeze, so it feels hotter. And we are not due any rain until Sunday, and then it’s only a thirty percent chance of showers.
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