So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

Not The Archers
2661

I thought that was how you got the terroir.

yardarm

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2662

Morning

Bacon butties?

I need tea

Where is the fancy Italian?

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2663

From the pissoir?
{{Shudder}}

Yes, Twellsy - tea.

Soo xx

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2664

Coffee here

Carinthia.xx

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2665

When do you see your Consultant, Carinthia?
Soo xx

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2666

The appointment is for 11-30am, Soo

Carinthia.xx

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2667

I’m on my way. I’ll be on your right shoulder, but won’t sting.
Soo xx

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2668

I will be hovering on my broom dear one

I WILL have drawers on under my summer cloak

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2669

I should Bluddy well hope so, Twellsy

You don’t want friction burns…

Winces

Carinthia.xx

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2670

< Dons stout directoire knickers >
< revs up broom >

Reinforcements on their way, Chatelaine dere. (Am beginning to feel a little sorry for this consultant, tbh)

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2671

Fins crossed here, Carinthia.

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2672

[picks up Big Stick of Enlightenment wiv port wing]
[picks up Medicinal Summat wiv starboard wing]

All set!

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2673

Now that Consultant had better look after our chatelaine

Or they will find out how much our chatelaine is loved

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2674

Yon Bull is hovering the terrace!!!

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2675

First cardboard disposal, now hoovering?
I think that the heat has got to him.

Soo xx

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2676

So do I

I won’t stop him though

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2677

No no NO … not HOOVERING, it was BLOWERING!!! Kinda the opposite of hoovering, and you can make a much bigger mess much more quickly by blowing :sunglasses:

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2678

Aye - that sounds more like it, Bull.
Soo xx

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2679

Word of the day (from Brain of Britain): vaticide (the murder of a prophet).

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2680

I would have thought Vaticide was consuming rum quickly

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