Hence vaticination “oracular prediction” (c. 1600).
Usual extensive research, natch.
Good Walkies - v. muddy, but we saw froglets and a red squirrel.
I hope that Carinthia’s results are favourable.
Soo xx
Yes, they are, Soo
And flump
I have been back for about 40 minutes, & only just shifted from the sofa
Did some shopping after the appointment, & now have to put me feet up , as I am knackerated, but happy
Cinderella shall go to the Ball
Well
The Wedding
Liberates Pitcher & lies down
Carinthia.xx
[pourity] [pourity] [pourity] [pourity][pourity]
a Refreshing Summat forra Carinthia.
That’s Wonderful News! I am very happy for you.
Soo xx
Hurrah!
Whee! Yay! Let there be much rejoicing in the Cellar!
Gxxx
And plenty of slammers.
Them too. Good thinking.
I am having
.
For restorative purposes. Firstly, I caught sight of myself in a changing-room mirror. And as if that were not enough of a shaker, I later encountered a baby, who seemed to find me entertaining. Nice enough little fellow in his way, I suppose, but sticky and damp. And with no idea how to end a conversation.
Note to Gus: don’t try to pass by smiling at them - it only leads to Trouble.
On the credit side, I also encountered a greyhound of exceeding charm and elegance in the petstuff shop. Not sticky, and with faultless manners.
I have had a swim in the Atlantic
It’s luvverly
The Bull sat in a cave
Pore Gus! Look on the bright side, it may yet grow up to be the next Hawley Harvey Crippen or John R. Brinkley thanks to your benevolent influence.
Dere Sparrer, you always know wot to say to cheer a Gus up. He was quite a chubby unit, so more Brinley than Crippen, I think.
Now while I deplore self-promotion on the whole, I think I should get a badge signifying my new position as
Cellar Bomb-Disposal Officer
My neighbour had a mysterious buzzing in her back-passage (shuttup) cupboard and was convinced either the smart meter or the boiler was about to blow the house up. Since ittiz a terraced house, that would have been rude, as well as unfortunate.
Having mentally discounted both the above possibilities, I fearlessly fossicked and traced the source of the problem to a toy electric screwdriver at the bottom of a bag of Play-doh and accessories. At least I think it was a toy electric screwdriver…
Behind a waterfall, perchance?
Prophecy and divination being the themes du jour an’ that
Not behind a waterfall sadly
More hiding from the sun lest his lily white legs in shorts be exposed
Don’t you have to sit on a hide, rather than be the hide?
I think sitting in one’s own skin on a hot summer’s day would work right enough. None of these things is a precise science
(4cc mouseblood perhaps excepted)
Professionally I tend to regard the bomb-disposal types as Spoilsports. Brave spoilsports, but…
Congratulations, Gus. You may now have custody of the Cellar Tin Hat.
That’s why I did it, tbh - any excuse to conceal this feckin’ awful haircut.
I am seriously contemplating a perm
Have perforce forsworn all effective restoratives today - concert start in about five minutes. Relying on all of you to cross whatever digits appropriate to species—unfortunately I need all mine to ride the faders. To make matters worse,I’m up last, so have to wait another hour…
Aaaaaargh about perms
Back to the 80s perms or old ladies ‘ cauliflower head perms
Not nice
Our Gus deserves better