So I could just stick me foot in Domestos, then, and save the NHS a bob or two? Excellent.
TMI, but have added violently disordered digestive system to the tally of minor grumps. Harumph. Also, wibble. And gurgle. Definitely TMI.
Gxxxx
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So wot we need is an Medicinal Spirit. Prolly brown and smelling of iodine.
So we start with a seaweed liquor, then distill…
Orf to me nest.
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Gin,Dahlink
I am just about to have an Vodka of some sort, & will then have , for me, an early night, as I am shattered
Tomorrow I repack my case…
Carinthia.xx
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I have FIVE cauliflowers growing
Err
About two inches diameter so tiny
But they will grow up to be dinners
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For somebody, at least…
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Gentle, long-distance Hugs, Darling
It was prolly reading the label…
Carinthia.xx
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I remember the year we had a cauliflower glut…
There is a wok-cooked Indonesian cauliflower and noodle soup that is Bloody Lovely. I must try and refind the recipe.
Crème Dubarry, otoh, is gharsley. Do Not Go There.
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No, I wasn’t and don’t worry. It’s a long-standing problem that doesn’t (at least) make me smell 
Soo xx
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Ready to take notes for the soup recipe Sgt Major Gus sah!
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At ease, ThreeWells. < Windsor Davies voice on > When we finds it we shall let youse knows. < /W.D.v >
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Pore festering Bee.
But sleep well, secure in the knowledge that you have given me a Complex < Gus sniffs anxiously >
Gxxx
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Oh goody goody Gus
I will bore you with progress reports until the little dears of cauliflowers are ready to eat
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Sleep.
I like sleep.
Dawn Chorus bah humbug. Still, I suppose it keeps me in gin.
yardarm
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Bacon butties ready
I am off to get my head stabbed in a while
It stops edakes so I will get my head stabbed whenever the neurologist tells me he will do it
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Why had I not realised until now that that might have been my dream job? There are so many people I want to stab in the head - admittedly not for therapeutic reasons. (For them. I would probably find it exceedingly therapeutic).
Facetiousness aside, I am very glad your neurologist is able to help alleviate the filthy edakes, dear Twellsy.
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I’m sure me bruvver has some openings for head-stabbers. Though generally the patients don’t present themselves to him…
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Gus dear
Are you turning into a philanthropist?
The good work you could do stabbing folks heads so all humanity benefits
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I don’t think so, but another hole appeared in my scruffy jeans the other day, so who knows?
G xx
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Yaaay a Gusly transformation into a kind sweet gentle dear lady
I can just see the joy it gives her to help society at large by stabbing heads
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Of all those attributes, ‘lady’ strikes me as the most improbable
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