Could “I’ve made a point of going to all her weddings & intend to do so for future ones as well” not cut it ?
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As it happens I was at the previous one…
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“Bride or Groom side, sir?”
“Season ticket”
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Whereas yer standard issue limpet is basically sculptural and unpleasing to sit upon.
that is, I think, fair warning
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Yer a Bad Man, Armrext. Mwah! And Mwah! to the Surprising missus, and mu j well wishing
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Morning all
Ulster fries on the table…
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Token tseep. There may possibly have been some drinking last night.
yardarm
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Sets platter of Ulster fry in front of a wee birdie’s nest
Food helps with the effects of a bad pint of beer you know
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A bad pint? Whose bar are we talking about here?
It’s more the Good Gin…
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Aaah well good gin can bite you hard if you aren’t careful
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It’s only defending itself and should not be Blamed.
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I suppose that limpet shells cutting your feets as you walk on rocks to paddle in rock pools are only doing so in self defense too Gus?
I think limpets do it on porpoise myself!
Malevolent wee beasties that they are
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Yep.
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However once one gets to know a limpet they are soft gentle kindly beasties
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Nah, what you met was probably a clam in disguise. Limpets is well 'ard
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Will definitely stay in place, though
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Gus sweetheart
Methinks you protest just a bit too much
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“Come here little fishy, 'cos I am a nice friendly limpet wot will hardly ever catch you under me shell…”
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But aren’t limpets vegetarians?
They dine on veggie plankton and leave the zooplankton well alone
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