So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

Ooo drinking chocolate with a shot of brandy is a wonderful soporific

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Sympathy dear chatelaine

And hugs

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I’ll just have the Brandy, please

Carinthia.xx

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Is there anybody here?

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Yes, Twellsy

I am

Still no Landline, but my Mobile 'Phone has a Noo Battery & is charging like a good 'un

Carinthia.xx

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Ah, woken by the gentle clink clink sploosh of the Ginsmade…

yardarm

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Ooof. Flumpity.

Idiots. Herds of idiots in the shopping mall as far as the eye could see. I think they must be pumping Stupid Gas through shops’ aircon.
And anyone who permits their spawn to use scooters in shops needs to have them shoved up their arse.
Gahhh!

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Wiv a few good shoves first to get 'em up to speed?

People wonder why I do on-line shopping whenever I can.

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My “new” iron has died.

I was quite cross until I realised I bought it in January 2014…

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The scooters or their spawn?





On second thoughts, there’s no reason for it to be either/or…

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And me. I hates shops, all shops, on-line shopping is technology’s greatest achievement imo.

Exactly what I was thinking.

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John Lewis is really quite tolerable just before they close on a wet Thursday evening.

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Noo iron by any chance, dere Fishy?

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Funny you should say that…

The sort I bought from them last time is not available, so I simply bought the more expensive (£25) of the JL own ones, which looks like a perfectly good iron and doesn’t weight two stone eight pounds, which is what most of the others felt like – and that’s with no water in them.

I haven’t tried it out yet.

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Yes, some seem insanely heavy. Like the cast-iron frying pan problem, only less fun (because I like to cook and hate to iron). Himself had been taught at school, hurrah!, how to Iron A Shirt Properly and therefore always did his own, exuding smug superiority and, in summer, a certain amount of sweat also. He offered to do my work shirts for me, but a woman has her pride. I only did his shirts in rare running-late-and-laundry-feck-up emergencies, and they were never quite satisfactory. I hope the one I did for him to be in his coffin in passed muster: I did take a bit of trouble over that.

Oh, and I once decided that a ‘relationship’ had No Future when I caught the bugger ironing his socks. OK, there were reasons, military, for that, and it wasn’t the only reason, but a bluddy good one, imo.

But if one wishes to block knitting, an iron is kind of essential. Sigh.
Hope you will be very happy with the new one.

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It and I seem to have a reasonable relationship. I have run it in on half a dozen pillowcases, which are pretty-much all I ever iron: I like smooth next to my chin and eyes.

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Sometimes a menu is just Very Marlow:

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So do I dahlink, but there is not a facecream yet invented that is going to get us there ;- )

Glad the iron is a satisfactory sort of beast.

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Urk. I am sorry, but a smoked mackerel scotch egg is Just Wrong, never mind yer frittered beetroot.

And you have by a roundabout route reminded me of an unpleasant little incident this afternoon. Seeing a packet allegedly containing English (tbf it might have been British) quinoa, I was reminded of Adam Macy.

This is not a good thing to have happen to one out of one’s comfort zone with no cat to kick and fags Verboten.

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I was out for lunch today

I had a very nice lunch and great fun talking to folks

And was not allowed to pay for a thing

It was a lunch for blind people so that’s why I was pampered

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