So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

Next week I’ll be doing the same sort of thing, only for longer & surrounded by boardgames.

Orf to me nest.

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I shall make you a banner, dere Hedgers

“Bollox to Boardgames”. Catchy, innit?

oh. hang on. might have fundamentally misunderstood something

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Oh, good.

Soo xxzz

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Had a bit of a moment there when I read that as ‘humans are dinner on the whole’. I mean, I know humans are not necessarily your favourite species Gus, but…

Well it is early.

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Have some, er, bacon.

yardarm

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TFM

Are you using my eyes ?

That is precisely what I read

Ulster fries in chafing dishes

Eggs cooked to order

Yon Bull is away counting cars and seconds at a motorsport thang so I will get to play with the sucky thing today

When did I start getting excited by household appliances?

What happened to my devil may care attitude to housework?

Am I turning respectable?

Will gin answer these questions?

Or beer?

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Ah! Now this is a phenomenon wot has happened to me a few times. A new house or a newly decorated house, it all looks so lovely and I actually want to do housework, to keep it that way. For a little while…

Don’t worry, it soon wears off.

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I think they are probably toast, actually.

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Wiv Marmite?

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Thank you for the reassurance TFM

Now toast is made to support butter and Marmite in my book

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And in my book too. Marmite and so much butter it runs down your chin, ideally.

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Are we twins TFM?If not we should be as we gave loads of common attitudes

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I would be flattered to think so.

I must stop being so lazy now, take advantage of the (probably temporary) sunshine, and go for a bit of a walk. Before my legs seize up altogether from lack of use.

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Mine tried that yesterday… Which was a bit dim of them, because they were getting exercise at the time.

I am so glad you are both right-thinking in the matter of Marmite. Someone who was eulogising it in the pub last night had not tried Marmite and honey on bread-and-butter, which I think was a sad pity.

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Honey tastes like bleach to me, and I’m not sure bleach-and-marmite is a taste sensation I need to experience

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After yesterday, I think I was in Tea Deficit - although, to be fair, also in Beer Surplus. I am working hard on rectifying the deficit today.

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+++DOES NOT COMPUTE+++REALITY MISMATCH ERROR+++

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Quarter to four on a Sunday, weather grey, choral evensong seeping out of the radio and my feet hurt…
Need to reinstate the Beer Surplus pdq.

Why is Choral Evensong so intensely depressing?

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I have been sewing a felt doll

Gawds I hate whip stitching!

As my eyes are now exhausted and hurting I have thrown it into the sewing box

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There’s some as would pay good money for that sort of thing…

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