So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

Not The Archers
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I fell off my shoes

Into numerous poos

Over to ye lot

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How I wish I’d not taken that selfie.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are in a gutter in Chelsea.

yardarm

Orf to the beak-fettler shortly.

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And I, my dears, am off to see the Other Daughter and her children; I have not seen her since, um, um, June. I do not go there unless I am invited. Wish me luck! though I don’t have to leave until midday, since I am not invited until after school.

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Good luck, dere Fiahy

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Beak fettled and shiny and sharp.

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You’ll be wanting something for a test [peckity], then …

< readies trebuchet > < loads bacon sandwich >
Kertwanggggg!

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[interceptity in mid-air]
[peckity][peckity][peckity]

On the way back from the fettler I saw four red kites in a ball of mutual mid-air pounceage.

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The Bull has been and brought me nice wool to make him a jumper
I am using the knitting loom for this so it will be a quick knit

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Fare well, Fishers.
Soo xx

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Tenters Hitched here, Fishy

Carinthia.xx

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That Fish has hurtled orf into the rain. Leaving me All On My Own with a fridge full of food and a bar full of beer and gin. However will I cope?

I’ll probably go to the pub.

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[

The pathos!

…thus saving the bar full of beer and gin for Emergencies?

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'fridge here contains tuna & sweetcorn & not much else that can be eaten without preparation

Must stir stumps & go shopping

Pub sounds good

Lightbulb moment :bulb:

Have some lamb’s liver in the freezer

Liver, bacon & mash fer later wiv onion gravy

Sorted

Carinthia.xx

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Rolo the pub dog (snr) would like me to know that he hasn’t had a good furfle for ages.

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I have had a serious disaster

I have most of a tooth on the bedside table

I have had a scan and the maxillar facial mob are coming in the morning to see what can be done

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Oh, sorry to hear that Twellsy. Here’s hoping they fix you up pronto.

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Oh bugrit, Twellsy dere. You are properly in the wars at the moment.
< hugs >

G xx

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Blimey, Twellsy. More huggage.
Soo xx

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Bah humbug, Twellsy. Point out who did it & I’ll get me Bruvver on 'em.

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