“In unrelated news, we’ll be holding a First Aid class in the church hall on Thursday evening…”
My experience of nuns driving is that it’s a test of faith: either they KNOW God will look after them, or they’re desperately timid and can wait five minutes to pull out onto an empty road.
I hope she is not taking his attention away from the cellar’s lost cause
Now wee birdie would you stop playing with my new roommate’s bed controls
I am sure that having the bed up so high and spinning isn’t going to help her
Why not let the nice kind nurses find you a tiny drip for intravenous gin
And you have a great wee spot to roost in
Where the arm that holds my telly/computer screen/phone/internal line to the kitchens attaches to the wall…
I have some cheese and rich fruit cake to share…
Anyone who has lived near Ampleforth will tell you that priests are worse, but in the first category. It’s all a bit like the was-it-Templar thing about the greater the sin you take to the table, the greater the Lord is shown to be when He forgives you: the worse you drive, the greater the Lord is shown to be when you don’t get yourself killed.
Stevie was alaays ahead of his time. Always.
I once had to take evasive manoeuvres to avoid 4 nuns in a Renault 4 on the Falls Road
I was driving a work vehicle at some speed and the nuns pulled out about ten yards in front of me
I missed them by a huge swerve onto the pavement
My colleagues were not pleased with the rather huge bumps as I mounted the kerb
I could just see the headlines about nuns coming from a monastery being squished by an armoured Landrover
Maybe they were… bad nuns? I dunno, Little Sisters of Shub-Niggurath or sunnink?
Armed with the stuff of nightmares, I shall buzz off to bed.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
Gin, Dahlink
We have the Good Stuff…
Carinthia.xx
WAKEY. WAKEEEEEEEEY
If I am awake then everyone should be awake
Turn that (*“£^”!"(% light out, don’t you know there’s a war on?
Oh right, sun.
Wot sun? Could our Dunnock have been hallucinating?
It felt like sun. It was a brighter grey than it should be in November.
In which case, you must have used it all up. Greedy, I calls that.
It appeared briefly this morning, but itizz grey & raining here now
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
Nope, it came my way. Been beautifully sunny all day so far.
I have enjoyed the gorgeous sunny weather here too
I am now watching a spectacular sunset over the Atlantic
Icy rain when I went to the Post Office this afternoon.
I called at the Orsepiss to pick summat up, & they were erecting a marquee on part of the car park.
Should keep the straw bales dry at least…
In Other News
Itizz still raining
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
Yerrrk. We have similar, albeit probably a bit less icy. It’s not pleasant, though; and the young woman sitting outside the Tesco looked perished. Heartbreaking. She seemed to want dog-food more than anything for herself. Dog got food, of course, but I gave her a couple of bars of chocolate anyway. The bloody coffee machine in there was broken, and I am sure she could have done with something warm.
More importantly, should keep the rain out of the Drink, dahlink.
Well
Yerss
I suppose so
I’m not keen on mulled wine, TBH. They used to have Famous Grouse, which was nice, but no good if travelling there by car
I got 500g mushrooms for 12p, so mushroom soup will be made
Carinthia.xx
That means I am going to have to fly all the way up to WTT in the rain, doesn’t it?
The spittle of Satan, dahlink. Filthy stuff.