AttaTwellies!
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Mega Snork, Gus
I was brave, & watched it all, despite the itching. Even to my non-knitting brain, it is obvious that big needles & a chunky yarn make the knitting grow more quickly, but it made for some seriously chunky garments.
The winner was a lacy & beaded mohair looking party top which looked so itchy that I had to have a fag to calm down… 
Carinthia.xx
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“I really wuv you, so I knitted you this fluffy fire hazard. You can wear it while you smoke.”
(I can’t help it, I think in that sort of way.)
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I thought that was gorgeous
But I likes mohair wool and any natural fibre…
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Surreptitious Scratch…
Carinthia.xx
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I won’t wear my natural fluffy stuff near the cellar dear
I will stick to my squeakwinned pink hefalump bikinki
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Not all bad, then
But now look what you’ve done.
Twellsy - try some talc, dere
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Proffers 'Normous Medicinals & the cellar basket of Dark Glasses…
Carinthia.xx
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Clickbait headline spotted just now:
"The disturbing trait almost all serial killers share"
More disturbing than a habit of killing people? (I chose to remain cheerfully unenlightened)
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Bedwetting later than usual, starting of fires, torture of animals. All of these can be spotted in childhood, and most serial killers have all three. (How many non-serial-killers also have them is not clear.)
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One such list helpfully includes ‘lack of empathy’ and ‘poor behaviour controls’.
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I am going to buzz off to bed, overcome as I am by a distinct feeling of pissedoffness. Nothing to do with the Cellar. Kindest wishes to those of us who are unwell.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Hugs & Gin, Soo
Carinthia. xx
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Glory be. It has been a whole three hours since the car - parked pretty much directly outside my house - with the alarm going off, stopping and starting again (pause of about a minute between each bout) has lapsed into silence. It started round about 1 pm. I have not been a happy Gus. Still feel a bit bitey, and smitish, to be honest.
My day was further enlivened by a goodly dollop of Lidl’s finest Platinum dish soap in my gob. Don’t ask. But it’s good stuff - you wouldn’t believe how much rinsing it takes to take the taste away. Indeed, the taste lingers yet.
Play bonny
G xx
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FFS Gus, that was supposed to be metaphorical
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Aye, well: it was more metafizzical in the event, dere.
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Dish soap is not available for consumption under the rules of the
yardarm
If you want a similar effect, I think there’s some tequila back here…
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Morning from the plague nest
I have a bright red painful froat
As well as not breathing well
Whimper
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Clearly your froat is suffering from a lack of lubrication.
[flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity] [pourity][pourity]
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Thank you dear wee birdie
Written on my notepad as I can’t talk
Stop cheering at the back
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