A whippet would be fine, then ;- )
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Sedge dewithering, giving Strepsils to songbirds, stuff like that.
You don’t in the least want a whippet, you know. The Oaf would have conniptions.
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But, but, but - I could dress it in a giraffe onesie…
The Oaf trod rather hard on my throat this morning and is, I feel, owed a conniption or two.
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The jellicle moggy who caught the mousie has decided that she needs to be admired and generally adored for her bravery in catching what has to be a Darwin award winning mouse
She does this by sitting on my arm and extending a snow white paw to claw me while purring loudly
Any mouse entering a house with 5 bluddy killing machines has to be mentally deficient
Even if the Bengals are mostly languid loungers who expect admiration and adulation in between wrecking bouts
If you want a house wrecked just have 3 leopards
Now to contemplate aran yarn
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It’s a gang initiation thing. They have to bring back a parrot fevver.
Not one of the bigger gangs.
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Not any more.
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My friend with the parrots gave them pomegranate the other day. The aftermath, she tells me, was pure CSI, enabling one to work out the exact position of each bird from the splatter pattern…
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Oooo I have a pomegranate
I must give Titi (pronounced tee tee NOT Titty) some as a bit of a challenge
Be warned I cannot knit today and am banned from the kitchen as it is too cold
Bluddy asthma
My hands are shaking from the nebulisers I need just now
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Oh drat and bugrit, Twellsy. But no taking risks with the asthma - we need you at home with the leopards and moggies and Titi and yon Bull, not stuck in dock with noisy roommates.
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I wouldn’t mess about with parrot shit then, Twellsy.
Pomegranate infused or not…
Do at least try to behave
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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I am Trying to behave and the Bull is bribing me with things like garlic bread
Spoilt old bag that I am…
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Am having a little lie-down and the Oaf is making occasional quiet chirrups to me, all conversational-like.
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I \am declined on a sofa with cushions (fancy embroidered and squeakwinned jobs) and a throw over me
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I have been out to put the first of the Recycling Bins out, & itizz cold
Liberates Medicinal
Carinthia.xx
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Ours are not going to be collected until Sunday.
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I was allowed to stand over the cooker and make the sauce for the pasta bake that’s now in the oven
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I am not standing over the cooker, but garlic mushrooms are cooking on it
Carinthia.xx
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The more garlic, the better.
A guiding principle in life, really.
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The Bull did all the prep and I was allowed to wheeze my way to constructing a sauce and adding pasta for the bake for dinner
I was only permitted that when the range had heated the dining room
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Actually, it might be a good idea to make some garlic soup .
Kill a few bugs at the same time…
Carinthia.xx
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