Overheard in an alcove in the cellar:
“To be fair, I’m a lot quicker without a cold sausage in my hand”
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Ain’t we all, dere?
Orf to me nest.
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Morning all
Bacon butties on the table
Loaves just finishing their second prove
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Sounds like summat that would go nicely with a 
yardarm
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Excellent idea, Dunnock
Carinthia.xx
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Ooo gin
Yum
I have baked a coffee cake as a pressie for my dentist
When it cools there will be walnuts and icing of the butter and coffee persuasion
I think that will be a nice thank you to a sweet toothed dentist from Latvia
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I hope that you made it double-strength on the coffee front, Twellsy
Itizz one of the few cakes I like, but the coffee flavour always seems to disappear
We have gorn from black skies & rain to brilliant sunshine, for 5 minutes
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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I know someone who can make cheesy biscuits wot taste of cheese.
[floatin’ away]
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Me too, Dunnock
Ooh , & best eaten when slightly warm…
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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It has espresso that is a real smack you in the face blend of coffee
As I will have the same coffee in the icing it does give a real coffee hit
I like things to taste of what they are meant to taste of!
Rant alert
Due to the orange eejit deciding to favour our island with a visitation so he can play flog at his course about four miles from us as the parrot flaps we have a noise pollution of bluddy helicopters and all sorts of restrictions applied to folk wanting a walk on the FECKIN PUBLIC beach I am less than amused
All for the orange one to have his hairsprayed coiffure rearranged by our weather while he soils a good walk
grrrrrrrrr
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Mate of mine worked out a way of shooting down helicopters entirely with passive sensors, cheap missiles and distributed launchers.
He is a good responsible bloke so he did nothing with it.
Except for telling me.
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We get him in June – and all his feckin’ family too, polluting our air.
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Advice (absolutely not for the easily offended) from Scotland:
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I’d like to describe how I view the orange one, but there are no words left.
How the heck did It come to this? The Presidency, I mean.
It won’t be coming anywhere near me, thankfully. I feel your pain, Twellsy. As ever.
Soo xx
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I have been foiled by the decision to drive the orange one from airport to flog course
A helicopter would have flown over the garden here
A SAM battery would have been employed in the certain knowledge that the cellerati would have got me found not guilty
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“Justified on the grounds of interfering with the defendant’s light, yer honour.”
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Evening Darlings
I thought that I had Posted in here earlier
Blame Brane Fog
Sigh
Am sneezing for England, Ireland & possibly Austria too
Liberates 'Normous Pitcher
Carinthia.xx
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That’s a given.
I have washed that holiday right out of my clothes, shopped, ironed, made calls, cooked and generally been not that frantically busy, tbh.
Time for bed.
Best dreams, all.
Soo xx
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Gin, Dahlink
Am Landscaping me ironing…
Carinthia.xx
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