The Bull is mostly fine
Shopping is his bete noir
So I am delighted to be let loose with my rehab assistant most of the time
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A ringing endorsement if ever I read one 
Can’t live wivvout 'em, eh?
Time forra bee to go to bed.
Soo zzzz
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Locally (&, I suspect, elsewhere also) the only challenge to the vague dithering & aisle blocking by the uncertain shopping for 2 potatoes, half a carrot & 2 sausage of the pension brigade is that of the 18yr old studinckts from what is a converted Kwik-Save masquerading as a ‘New University’ bewildered by the responsibility of shopping combined with the thrill of the new experience & confusion of what things are. (This, btw, is worsened in early term weeks when a full bank balance removes the restrictions of inaffordability).
Avoid either experience unless you take a comfortable camping chair & a flask and make the most of the pantomine that ensues.
Booing helps. I’m afraid tutting has very limited affect.
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Gin to take wiv you, Soo ?
I have wielded the iron
I may need an Medicinal , or 3…
Carinthia.xx
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Some of them have very pretty arses, though, so it’s not a total write-off, dere.
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Aaah. The dirty old man silver lining. It’s not what it was though … damn you Harvey Bristolcream-stein.
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Is everyone having a lie-in? Has Twellsy been abducted by the Aliens?
No yardarm…the world has gorn tots up, I fear.
Soo xx
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Huh wha where’s me gin?
yardarm
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Thank the gawds.
Soo xx
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Am waiting for a call,so hovering inna Menacing Manner
Carinthia.xx
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Bees ‘n’ dunnocks is good at the old’ Menacing Hover.
Well, bees. A dunnockly hover is a very brief thing.
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I’m doing a prolonged and menacing hover.
Soo xx
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I have made the decision that since it is going to rain All Day and since I don’t have a DDD who needs two walks a day, I shall simply not go out in the rain.
I suppose I could go into town and walk around in the (not very large) shopping mall, but it would be incredibly dull. If we had one like Bluewater that you can go round and round in, then maybe, but in the local one you would have to go to and fro.
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One of the many horrible things associated with the loss of my Dog is my unwillingness to go out in inclement weather. I just got on wivvit for her and was rather healthier, I suspect.
Soo xx
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Probably true, but I feel that there has to be some benefit to the DDD having gone! Not getting wet is a benefit, I suppose.
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I was abducted by the Bull to go and buy Proper Job
This has to be a good thing I feel
The coast has a norangey glow
He is playing golf
Flotus is relaxing
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Don’t look, Twellsy. Sing lalalalala. Have gin.
Soo xx
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You can walk in a loop round the local mall, but only if you include the bits with no roof. (Which many people whine about, but it’s the one bit of reality in the entire place.)
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Gawds. That ranks highly amongst pointless walks. I suppose that having a Dog makes walking in all weather possible, azzin not embarrassing. I have definitely turned into a dry weather wimp and must Do Something about this.
Soo xx
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Hissing it down here too, & I have to go out in an hour 
Hey Ho
Carinthia.xx
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