So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

I can only dream, but it all sounds delicious.
Especially when compared to my bought (I know) onion gravy, to which I subjected my lovely roasted fennel, nut roast, steamed broccoli, broad beans, green beans and Yorkshire Puds. Oh and mashed tatties. The gravy (Tesco Finest) was horribly sweet and shoite. I had declared ‘can’t be arsed’ to make veg gravy. Never again shall I be such a lazy bee.

Soo xx

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Gus dear

I do love your ideas about child care

Lime pickle is a great way of deterring the little angels from wanting to help/get underfoot in the kitchen

I think you and I could run a marvellous cafeteria and bakery where the level of service depends on the attitude of the punters

Noisy snotty brats would be pointed at the bathroom with a facecloth and soap for starters

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I use those vegetable stockpots, Soo . You dissolve the concentrated splodge (Technical Term, M’Lud) in hot water & you have, at least, a decent base for summat

I love mushroom ketchup too

Carinthia.xx

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Whimper

I can not find mushroom ketchup round here for love nor money

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Not always easy in Chesterfield either, Twellsy

BiL bought the last 2 bottles for me when we were in Mansfield in December

Carinthia.xx

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I like the veg stockpots, Carinthia (in their place) but the Tesco gravy was utterly vile. And, having second sight, I see that Twellsy can’t find mushroom ketchup. I have a bottle in the fridge - very useful, for me, but I don’t have tasty lamb on my doorstep or another in the hive who’d appreciate this. Whimper…
Soo xx

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Have just looked, & Amazon have it , Twellsy

Carinthia.xx

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Tesco & Sainsbury have yer mushroom ketchup.
And I must go to bed. Tomorrow involves a walk around an estate with the promise of the evening quiz in the Social Club, to follow.
Soo xx

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Now there’s a thought, Twellsy dere.

But not child care so much as herding ambulant sources of protein. Dean Swift’s Particular Fricassée would look well on the lunchtime Specials board, don’t you think?

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Thinking too small…

Glad to see someone archived SPROGOPOLIS when geocities was shut down: http://www.geocities.ws/madsquopper/sprogop.html

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Yeah, but I don’t know about the Harse Hend of the ROI, Soo

Do have an Gin

Carinthia.xx

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I could definitely do wivva Medicinal, as I am coming to the reluctant conclusion that I Contain A Germ.

whinge mone grump

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Send this medicinal juniper extract in after it (bonus, it’ll help you to sleep).

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Oh dearie me

Am I the only one up?

Would bacon butties be useful in awakening slumbering cellarati?

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definitely

better do some quality control checks though

also avva

yardarm

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Passes platter of bacon butties to a wee birdie and collars Darrington to wake Luigi for tea

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I have been up & not doing since 7-30

I hope that Gus is sleeping & recovering

Carinthia.xx

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Shame, dere Chatelaine. Take it as easy as you can.

Mine seems to be a stupid and rather inefficient, indecisive sort of germ. Bah & bleagh.

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All gerrrummms are dedded by a goodly portion of gin or vodka

To wash down the bacon butties

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And failing that there’s always the Black Balsam. When you wake up, you’ll be feeling much better, well, apart from the hangover.

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