So, who wants to help ... to flummox the cellar?

Not The Archers
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I was not in the slightest doubt as to what you meant [grinnity]

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Tsk Tsk
You are a mucky minded lot

That’s why I likes you…

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I likes all of you.

Lentil dahl (for oop north) is spittin’ and spootin’ on the hob. We have received a jigsaw mat that requires ‘blowing up’. Our balloon puffer hasn’t the right connection and Mr Bee and I have not sufficient puff to cope…More, later, if you’re awake.

I think that Voltarol tablets are the way to go for pain relief, so I’ll buy some, tomorrow. There’s no way I can do some of our usual walks without extra help. and we’ll have That Poodle with us.

Soo xx

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Oooo
Furfle the Poodle from me please

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[perks up]

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I kinda knew that would wake you up, Spadger.

Soo xx

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Would The Works, have anything suitable, Soo, or where you got the mat from?

I am waiting forran 'phonecall, so food will be summat easy afterwards.

Carinthia.xx

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None for us soft southerners, then? [sadface that even the DM would hesitate to publish]

I have just got mustard on my elbow [sadface, etc]
Gxx

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How did you mustardify your elbow Gus?

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Typing on me tablet over me supper, yahoo that I am;- )

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We have an airbed pump, which has done the job, apparently, Carinthia.

I’ll shuffle up to bed, wishing you all a good night of sleep.

Soo xx

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Sleep well, dear Bee
Gxx

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Gin, Darling
There’s a Noo Bottle…

Oof, have just got back from me airing.

The 'phonecall was late coming, so I had a couple of things to sort out before I went out.

I haven’t been well for a few weeks now, & haven’ t used the car for over a month. I had the excitement of a final reminder for the car tax & test, anna fine, the other day.

Uuuurk

Anyhoo

The Lad thinks that it would be better to SORN it for 2-3 weeks, until he can get it done, & then start again, so thatizz what I have done.

Flumps wiv Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

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Oh, Darling. Urrrk, and achtaehellwi’it, and a Pitcher sounds likea fine idea.
Gxx

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Proffers Pitcher

The DVLA is a strange beast at the best of times, & extensions were granted last year with the MOTs, but I should have been rather more on the ball than I was.

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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Wurf a fahsand words, innit?

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A fahsand? Nah, he doesn’t do vocabulary much. ‘No’, fer instance. Makes Mr ___ very unhappy and confused, does ‘no’.

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Oh I dunno. To the right question…

“And you aren’t going to go to the filf are you?” for example.

yardarm

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An e-mail to the uncivil serpents should sort em out - especially as you have not been using the car

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I did the SORN by 'phone, & paid online.
There is nowhere anywhere to actually explain what happened, & they aren’t interested.

Hey Ho

Carinthia.xx

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