I have been measured for new teefs
And had one filled
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Much sympathy for all going through the mill and apologies from me as Iāve been hors de combat.
Kindest wishes and best nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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Admirers of Lehrerās work should take a look at his website (while it lasts). Heās put everything in the public domain:
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Sympathetic meep and not even a whisper of āCopenhagen? Bucephalus?ā
Gxx
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Big Hugs, Soo
Medicinal Gin, Darling?
Carinthia. xx
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Medicinals and pitchers, I think, Darling.
Gxx
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I am going for my Botox darlings
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I have my star Candle lit.
Justin Caseā¦
Carinthia. xx
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Afternoon
I have had my botox
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I am busy laundering the contents of my suitcase
And Flumpingā¦
Carinthia. xx
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I once knew a woman who employed me to clean her house for her while she was away on a two-week holiday with her young sons. I did. I started by cleaning all the bookshelves and chests of drawers and the built in wardrobes, which were empty, and then picking everything up off the floor and putting it away into the clean places; everything she and her sons owned fitted into the furniture they had. At this point too I washed the clothes that needed it and ironed the items like shirts which would be improved by the experience. Then I hoovered or scrubbed all the floors, and finally blitzed the bathroom and kitchen. They got home and she embraced me and told me I was a wonder-worker.
Three weeks later their suitcases were still in the hall, open and with some of the contents taken out of them but mostly not washed nor put away, there were books and clothes and toys spreading over the floors again, and every mug and plate she owned was waiting to be washed up so that all the flat surfaces in the kitchen were covered with dirty crockery.
Whenever I hear or read that someone has got home and unpacked I rejoice!
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I didnāt open a case for 2 days, as I simply couldnāt, but today I could.
I have an Noo Pig called Elaine, & she has been released from her hiding place in my hat tooā¦ 
Carinthia. xx
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Most people restrict themselves to bees in their bonnets, Darling, but not you, oh noā¦.
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So you are, Fishers.
I am lost, Carinthia.
Pitchers?
Soo xx
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Yes please, Soo
I collect pigs, as many of you know, & I have been given an Noo one.
Although she is made of metal, I didnāt want her bruised or damaged in any way, so she travelled home in the crown of my hat, padded with socksā¦
All quite normal reallyā¦
Carinthia. xx
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Our Bengal girl has just been measured by the Bull for noise of her meow
We knew she was noisy but 100 decibels is proof that she is particularly noisy
Ask me why I avoid her when she is in the mood for a good yelling sessionā¦
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Bloody hell. Have you tried a mute? Repurposed sock sort of thing?
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Pig-iron?
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