So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

[3Wells]

So in no way could it be liberated coins from the takings at the nearby one armed bandit arcade kept hidden for yer bruvver?

[HedgeSparrow]

[genuinely shocked]
We don’t have anyfing to do wiv that sort of fing. It’s good honest work for the likes of us.

[3Wells]

Oh THAT sort of good honest miscreant I understand

And the amount of work taken to perform such robberies is more than salaried work would be needed to earn the same amount of dosh

[HedgeSparrow]

This modern machine-made theft just doesn’t have the craftsbirdship you see in good old-fashioned demandin’ money wiv menaces.

[3Wells]

That’s the word

Craftbirdship

Not IfIseeyouonthestreetIwillfindareasontoarrestyou

Now GitoutofherewhileIaminagoodmood!

[Carinthia]

Oof

Am home

Chinese food has been ordered.

Many thanks to the Fishly-Dunnocks & wor Gus for looking after me.

Carinthia. xx

[Gus]

It was lovely to have a Chatelaine around, Darling.
Gxx

[HedgeSparrow]

Sunny mornin’ tseep

yardarm

I have an Ashtray.

[3Wells]

I hope you do not smile at it wee birdie

It’s not wise you know

Bacon butties ready

[HedgeSparrow]

Crocodile: wut?
Bird: Nice teef, be a shame if sunnink… happened to them.

[3Wells]

Eeek

Birdie dentists are really brave

Or mad

Or both

[Gus]

HBCs available.
Gxx

[Carinthia]

Crawls orff sofa wiv Me Plate

\______/

Professional Flumping is taking place today.

Carinthia. xx

[3Wells]

Professional flumping is good dear Chatelaine

[HedgeSparrow]

Mere amateur flumpery here.

[Carinthia]

Oof

Fell asweep fer 4 hours

Candles lit
Quattro fired-up

Carinthia. xx

[3Wells]

Morning all

I am off to fang fettler this morning

At least two fillings are no longer in situ

He will be a happy boy…

[HedgeSparrow]

yardarm

another day in the garden office

[Carinthia]

I appear to be Flumping again…

Carinthia. xx

[Gus]

Not surprised, Darling.
Gxx