So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

[3Wells]

I have milked a goat and a sheep

Does that count?

I have also watched salmon being stripped of their eggs and milked for sperm as their gender was appropriate

The things a child got taught by a gamekeeper grandfather were fascinating

[soobee]

@3Wells

The thi

I’m intrigued…

Soo xx

[3Wells]

Phat phinger hit wrong button

See edited post

[Carinthia]

Me Miss, although many moons ago.

I have just been upbraided by another customer in Tiny Tesco fer wearing a mask. By the time I had finished with him, his OH had the grace to look mortified, & he mumbled an apology.

I am not in the mood to be pissed about by anyone ATM, let alone greasy unkempt looking men attempting to take me to task.

Liberates Pitcher

Carinthia. xx

[soobee]

Sorry, Twinny. It was an attempt at snot-soused humour. I know nowt about salmon milking - respeck!

Good nights, Cellarites,

Soo xx

[soobee]

@Carinthia

I am not in the mood to be pissed about by anyone ATM

That’s my girl.

Soo xx

[Fanta]

@soobee

who(m) of us could milk a cow?

I doubt that I could now: the strength is leaving my fingers.

[Gus]

@Carinthia

By the time I had finished with him

I suppose the funeral won’t be until the New Year, now.

Git.

Goodnight, little Bee, goodnight,Cellarites all
Gxx

[Fanta]

@Carinthia

I have just been upbraided by another customer in Tiny Tesco fer wearing a mask. By the time I had finished with him, his OH had the grace to look mortified, & he mumbled an apology.

I am not in the mood to be pissed about by anyone ATM, let alone greasy unkempt looking men attempting to take me to task.

What the H business of his is you wanting not to give him infectious diseases, the loon? Or alternatively breath his repulsive germs, of course.

[soobee]

@Fanta

the strength is leaving my fingers.

That is not a post I can like. Much sympathy, Fishers.

Soo xx

[Gus]

@soobee

not a post I can like

So far, though, we have had little trouble from explodin’ cows [grinnity]

[Fanta]

Hah!

https://www.peteatkin.com/play/b3.htm

First verse…

[3Wells]

Not a like dear Fishy

Gentle hugs

[Carinthia]

Gin, Soo.

An question fer those ovvus in England:
Will Amazon deliver to an patient in Orsepiddle? Wor Posh is finally making sense after another near-death experience, & wants some stuff fer Christmas presents.

Small Sigh

Carinthia. xx

[Gus]

Yes, I believe they will. Certainly they will to people in the loony bin.
Gxx

[joe]

@Gus

I suppose the funeral won’t be until the New Year, now.

Well, they have to make sure they have all the bits first.

[Carinthia]

Thank-you, Dahlink.

Proffers Pitcher

If she had arsked me last week, it would have been easier, but some T*at told her that she would be going home last weekend. Cue another desperate nonbreathingnearlydyingepisode, & we are where we are.

And Breathe…

She is extremely cross & upset that people who have no right to interfere, are trying their hardest to bamboozle her. I am, as is she, really cross about this, but, Thank God, & possibly the wee donkey, the Dr is ignoring them, & letting them argue amongst themselves.

Posh has capacity, except when she has an raging infection. She gets cross, when people who haven’t spoken with her/to her in more than a year, think that they can call the shots, & so do I.

Liberates Anuvva Pitcher…

Carinthia. xx

[joe]

@Fanta

I doubt that I could now: the strength is leaving my fingers.

Likewise not a “like” like…

[Carinthia]

Kinell

Resting Devil brewery have released 36 Pints to The Chesterfield Arms
10.6 %

Nearly All Gorn…

Carinthia. xx

[joe]

@Carinthia

Nearly All Gorn…

…she says innocently