So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

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Sausage rolls?

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Yum

Snaffles a few while sorting meat into fridge

We got some proper wild duck breasts as a treat

And a wee 4kilo smoked gammon on the bone

I like ham

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I think these may be the best sausage rolls I have ever had.

And i have had a few.

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“Will you still love them when sober?”

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Well, it’s no 2am kebab.

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Proper Sossinge Rolls wiv Proper Sossinge innem…

Running the dishwasher to clean it here.

Not so exciting.

Carinthia. xx

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You really ought to warn people before posting that sort of photo.

Keyboards and drool don’t mix.

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Ooh, I do rather like the new Tyrrell’s Black Garlic & Sour Cream crisps. Anyone want to try some before I scoff the lot?

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[swoooooopity]

need any help wiv that crisp bag?

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Too late they’re all gone.

And so has my gin. Crisps do make a person thirsty.

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Oof!

Flump

I have just been to Tiny Tesco fer Supplies.

I realised that I had an coupon giving me 10% orff ovvan £60 spend, so I ended up with 3 bags of shopping which I couldn’t carry.

It had started to rain, forran change.

I had an Bright Idea, & arsked to borrow the trolley which, after words with the Team Leader, was agreed to.

I trundled my trolley down the road & will return it tomorrow.

Pours Wine

Lights :smoking:

Carinthia. xx

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I am declaring a

yardarm

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on the basis that if I don’t do it now I shall forget and keep bashing my head on it because it’s in the way until deployed.

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Took a Christmas cake to a friend to discover that she has broken her ankle in three places and had to have it pinned surgically

So my surprise cake was well received as a bit of light relief

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Goodness, some folk started early. A lot of very pissed young fellas on this train, and it’s only 12:02
I think the group with strong Belfast accents may also be lost.

Or an emergency back-up footstool?

Sozzers

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Are you starting an feud Limpet?

My cakes are not footstool material

H’s husband thinks a fully iced 9" square cake Might last until Monday…

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Whaddya mean footstool, Twellsy?

Them’s too tiny & useless, except when using the toilet.*

*An child’s plastic footstool in the toilet costs less than a fiver, & is very good for most ovvus.

Nasty injury though, & I hope that your friend is soon better.

Carinthia. xx

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I just had this mental image of royal icing deployed as a plaster cast and took it from there. I imagine a splendid homemade cake will help your friend’s recovery no end.

Pissheads update: all is now clear - Newcastle are playing Luton today. Still think the Belfast lads were wandered men, but they lurched off at the airport…

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Why???

Young chap in v short shorts striding purposefully along, little knapsack on his back and a glass cake stand dangling from his right hand.

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Present for his mother.

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“He’s new to the lootin’ game.”

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