So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

[reloadity wiv medicinal vodka]
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The cellarati are blessed with a sparrer to whom thirst is a dirty word

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If there is a Gin Sparrer, why is there not also an Tea Starling? (asking for a cuppa friend)

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I feel your pain, Dahlink.

I have one eye on the clock, & the other on the kettle meself.

Carinthia. xx

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Eeeeek

A man in a frock is using the tannoy turned up to max volume so feedback squeals and :parrot: are deafening

A gentle Sunday morning wake up

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Gus dear

Luigi is on hand for tea

A fancy Italian who hates coffee

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One would think that they could do better than a tannoy innan Noo-build

Carinthia. xx

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Tannoy was followed by the gentleman offering dry wafers

At least that is the proceedings for today

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“After you die it’s the 5am bell every day. So get well soon.”

yardarm

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Snortle!

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Summat fer Fishy & Soo to try for sciatic pain could be Magnesium spray. It has good reports, & can be used freely.

Locates & Proffers Pitchers

Carinthia. xx

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I am in shock
Supper was black and white puddens sossige and bacon with ten chips and a spoonful of beans

I ate quick before they realised they had served edible fud

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Need any help wiv that sossinge?

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Um wot sossige?

It seems to have evaporated

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Careful, Twellsy,

You had edible food yesterday too…

Carinthia. xx

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Thassorl right then. I shall just nibble on this 'ere elfy¹ birdseed bar.

¹ barley and barley derivatives

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Oof

Have just come back from Tiny Tesco, where there are certain bargains to be had.

They are only opening tomorrow from 5-10pm.

Carinthia. xx

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Oof Again

Just because…

Proffers Pitchers

Carinthia. xx

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Would gin help me poppy juice pills to work?

If so I will have lots of gin

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Sorry, I thought for a moment I heard “Would gin help?”. Then I remembered we are in the Cellar, where no one would ask such a question.

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