I wuz thirsty
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You DRANK those poor wee dogs!!!
How could you dear Limpet?
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No, I drank the tea. Brewed and served by highly trained badgers. Possibly. 
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Oooooooooohhhhh
That looks good
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With a free ball infuserā¦
Mind
Gutter
Not sorry
Carinthia. xx
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My innocent pure heart protects me from othersā filthy thought
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There is something odd going on here. Five minutes to sunset and the sky to the West is full of streaky red clouds. So far so normal but the sky to the East is also full of streaky red clouds.
At least North and South are keeping out of it. So far.
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Doom! Doom! Yippee!
sorry if anyoneās halfway through a good book or anything
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Doom is right - weāve finished the Knuckledusterā¦
Waaaail!
(Burp!)
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I fear you might all be waiting a while for the morning ritual as there is a cat, securely curled up and occasionally equalising external and internal pressures through a series of mysterious gurgles and wheezings, pretty much where I want to lay my little wooden head. So, in a scout-like fit of preparedness, I am leaving the Emergency Inflatable Yardarm, with integral homing beacon for the gin tankers, here. Deploy it at need, not mere whim.
And remember to stand well baā¦ oh, never mind. Just a flesh wound. Flush it with the Rubbing Gin, and let that be a lesson to you.
Oh, and no naked flamā¦ 
sometimes, one has to knit oneās own Dooms
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This will probably mean an Inquiry. I do hope you realise that.
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I will merely ask after the health of
a. the cat
b. our limpet
I bring a nice bacon buttie that a limpet can radulate upon
And many furfles for the cat
Would the cat like some Dreamies?
I go to the fang fettler today to get my new gnashers ergo steak on the menu tonight
I look forward to ribeye steak with pepper sauce and onions and mushrooms cips and a pepper sauceā¦
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Both are fine, thank you. A bit confused by blue sky and absence of precipitation, but the bacon sandwich will steady me nerves.
Admirable supper plan you have there.
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Supper has changed as the fang fettler did not get my fangs delivered
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Oh, bah! Pore Twellsy.
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Yes - pore Twellsy! Whatās on the menu, now?
We received the house photoās by email, this morning. Looks okay (Iād buy it). Mr Bee dug out the Coal Authority report that yours truly requested in 2000. Clearly intended for me, it begins āDear Sirā. A person could become annoyed (again).
Mushroom guvec for dinner with flatbreads.
Soo xx
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The Coal Board were ever a sexist bunch of bastards, Soo. During my phase of enthusiasm for geology (age 13 or thereabouts) I wrote to them enquiring about how to become a mining engineer. They wrote back saying they didnāt employ women as engineers but here was how to join them as a secretary.
And that really wasnāt that long ago.
[gulpity] actually, it was!
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Lamb koftas with a tabbouleh and possibly some falafel with mint dressing
My fangs arrive on Wednesday so steak is rescheduled for then
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Crackers & Brie for lunch
Roast pork with mushrooms, onions & peas for later, & I will make the celery, apple & onion salad too.
Carinthia. xx
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