I had an bacon sandwich at lunchtime, & a portion of Lasagna later.
St Swithuns Day today, so of course it has rainèd on both my parade, & everyone elses… 
Carinthia. xx
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No rain hereabouts, Carinthia. We ventured into town for our sushi and felt like fish out of water, anyway. I was wishing I’d had something stronger than jasmine tea, in order to cope with the sights. Dearie me.
Soo (otb) xx
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Pray tell of these sights wee bee
My sights were my nesting swallows doing high speed aerial ballets while catching their offspring’s’ supper
I wonder what they are saying as they chatter while about their duties of cutting down my midge and mosquito populations
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Usually “she never!” and “out of season?” with a side note of “my midge”.
yardarm
possible rain later if we’re lucky.
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90% humidity here and warm with it
I know what a steam pudding feels like now
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Suffice it to say that one of the sights from yesterday was a young woman who kept trying to keep her errant buttocks from escaping from her frocklet. It was like ‘Ladies’ Day’ at the races but on a Monday evening.
We had smoked salmon scramblies with asparagus, tonight, and it was good enough.
Soo xx
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Oh young ladies who undress for a night out
Not pleasant viewing for us who prefer to cover our attributes in company
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And the world is a happier place as a result, I’m sure 
Soo xx
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A case can certainly be made for hiding one’s bush under a lightel.
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Oooooooooooo squeakwins
I lurve a squeakwin or ten
It might be warm enough for a dive into my our gin lake from my trapeze
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< whistles > “Take a pair of sparkling thighs…”
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The trapeze was removed overnight by the Health and Safety goons.
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This may not contribute to their longevity 
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That is their problem, not mine.
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Welcome back, Fishy
Wot about these 'ere Squeakwins? That Birdie seems quite discombobulated, & itizz only Wednesday…
Carinthia. xx
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They were seriously strange. Dead straight 1960s-style skirts, hip to mid-thigh, covered in silver sequins the size of twopenny pieces. To my eye they would suit nobody on God’s green earth, but that’s just me.
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I am appealing the decision to take the trapeze from the garden beside the gin lake
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Go for it. Do you have their address?
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A little Finnish honey with a glittering hiney,
Cannae sit doon but her arse is shiny,
Give it a pinch, she gets quite porcupiney -
Better just drink yer beer.
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