Enjoy your coffee, Carinthia. You well deserve it.
Best (possible) nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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Tries to persuade the nurses to stop pampering a ginsparrer
They have bathed it blow dried its fevvers and are now applying fevver oil
Then they are going to clawdicure it and apply claw oil before settling it on the drip stand with a mug of gin and a decent Irish breakfast from the pub next door
The nurses know how to treat wee birdies
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Should I worry?
The sparrer has found the ethanol in the dispensary and is now singing songs about how a hedgehog 
cannot be sodomised
The nurses are no help
They think a crapulous birdie is sweet and have found a sparrow sized straw
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Are you surprised, after the decadence of the day?
There will, no doubt, be Eadaches tomorrow…
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
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There will, no doubt, be Embra tomorrow for some ovvus. Poodle will be accompanying us back home and will have a wee holiday.
Best nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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It is important to use the 99.9% pure not the 100% pure because the latter has trace benzene in it. A sparrer knows these fings.
yardarm
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Hi honeys
I’m ho-ooome
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Excellent! Now behave yourself and make sure you stay at home.
Beer or gin?
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Both please
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Separate glasses?
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Please
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Here y’go, and I think I’ll join you.
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Slainte
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You spoil that Twellsy, you do [grinnity]
Very pleased to hear it. Now be good.
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I am very good at misbehaving
Is that what you mean?
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Poodle is very happily ensconced and will send you a pic, tomorrow, if you are good, Twellsy.
Slàinte mhath!
Soo xx
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You could ask an anaesthetist?
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But I don’t have an anaesthetist at home
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