So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 2)

Not The Archers
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On the mean streets of Cheltenham, where you live by your knife* and your ukulele.

* if it has a bottle opener anyway

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Donā€™t all sensible knives?

My Swiss army knife does and a corkscrew amongst myriad other tools

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Much to the relief of the hedgehog!

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So you are ā€˜tooled-upā€™ wiv your Cockytail Kit & Ukulele Case?

Gawds

Cheltenham will not know what has hit itā€¦

Carinthia. xx

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I worry about our dunnock

How does it play a uke wiv fevvers?

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Can only be an improvement on most peopleā€™s efforts that Iā€™ve heardā€¦

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I have heard a number where the sound could be improved by seizing the uke and dropping it and jumping up and down on itā€¦

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That Birdie can do anything, Twellsy.

Carinthia. xx

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3233

Even speak fluent Ubuntu?

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Shocked Font On

You need to arsk?

Shocked Font Orff

Carinthia. xx

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I have seen it chatting with Mr Wells

The Fish and I just drank beer and let them chitter away!

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Really I favour Debian, which doesnā€™t make billionaire space tourists, just software.

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Gulls apparently do not sleep but skrawk all night. In this well-known seaport. (Or are they spa gulls?)

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Canā€™t be. The asparagus season is over.

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Contrary to popular opinion gulls are in fact land dwelling birds that can catch fish for dinner

Thatā€™s todayā€™s fun fact

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Sossinges have been cooked here, & then meatballs in an garlicky mushroom sauce will be done for tomorrow.

Carinthia. xx

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Just what an convalescent need

Grabs broom and sets course for Carinthia Towers

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TFD just left the room then came almost straight back in and asked me to order him some memory foam insoles, so at least his feet would be able to remember where he was going.

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What a sensible man!

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Hilarious, too!

Have been to a wedding, so Poodle was deposited with our only trusted Poodle sitter. Our day was fine, but Poodle is telling me that hers was fabulous - most of it was spent at Druridge Bay and it didnā€™t wazz down, unlike at the wedding venue, inland. Weā€™ll all sleep well, but Poodle is stealing a march on us. Good nights, Cellarites.

Soo xx

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