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Oof
Yesterday I felt utterly dreadful, & itched so much that I had to take an extra antihistamine.
The air pressure was Shoite for 24 hours, & some of the milk went orff.
Today, in broad daylight, I realised what had happened:
I was making meself an Martyr sandwich when I noticed tiny blue spots on some of the (brown) bread.
Today I have mostly swept, & now I am having an Medicinal Scotch*
*Medicinal Scotch is on offer at Tiny Tesco. Medicinal Vodka, of the brand wot I like, is Ā£8 per litre dearer.
There is a lot going on:
Candles are lit
Quattro is fired-up
My former hairdresser is home after major surgery to reverse an hernia, & remove an stoma on Friday.
Posh got her eyelashes & part of her eyelid caught in her VPAP mask, which now fits, & the Nurse has had to visit. (Thank God).
Other Deities are availableā¦
Carinthia. xx
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Oh blimey, wot a lot there is Going On one way and another.
This calls for an Emergency Candle here, for all as could do with it (some of you know who you are).
Gxx
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I suggest you take that candle to St Kilda and light it then fly away very fast
Do they not teach about explosives in bird school?
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Ah, blessā¦
Soo xx
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[shrug] Iāll put it back wiv me other safe-repairinā tools.
(Nobody thinks dexpan is worth controlling. Heh heh heh.)
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Hush. Walls have a number of suspicious cracks that definitely werenāt there yesterday ears.
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Wello Wello Wello
Bends knees parts hair
Show me theses cracks pleaseā¦
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A word of advice, Twellsy - be careful who you say that to.
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Thank whoevers itās not just me!
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Innocent me just assumes cracks in a buildingā¦
To the pure at heart all things are pure you know!
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Oh, no, it isnāt.
Soo xx
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Well it is to me!
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Thatās good.
Todayās funeral was fine - loads of attendees, our new Widower was given rounds of whisky and coped as well as he could. The food was not to Mr Beeās liking, so we bought pizza from the village van. Gin - anyone?
Soo xx
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AttaBees. And definitely Alvin, wtaf GIN, dammit.
MOAR Alvin or wottever. Wishes for it settling, gently.
Gxx
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Weāre fine and (cover your eyes) love you all.
Soo xxzz
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Fret not. If ever I encountered it, it would get a good shunning.
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Morning all
I would ensure the gin type beer needed no shunning as it would be becoming me in short order!
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