Take solace in the thought that you may be doing that rather better than him at the moment.
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Nice one, joe.
Soo xx
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Joe If I were unkind I would wish zero breathing on him
But I won’t - instead I shall just grab a McGargle’s ale
to quaff
It’s the right of way that annoys me
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While I sympathise (the Dad was a footpath warden, after all) it’s mainly the breathing thing that’s annoying me.
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I presume you’ve seen Amy Hoggart’s report on his Scottish exploits?
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Perhaps this should move towards
?
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If you wish to dear wee birdie
Ijust needed a rant and apologise sincerely for introducing polly tickles
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Well, up North azz we were, we came across a real live specimen of a lay-by trowel.
Yes, it’s true. Some grockles/emmets have been dumping willy-nilly around the Highlands and have forced Loch Broom Council to take drastic action.
Soo xx
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Oh soddit. I knew no good would come ovvit.
Did laundry earlier (how v traditional of me) and it still needs hanging to dry.
Gah!!! Pitchers wiv willow twigs to gnaw on, I think. Against the edake.
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Humans are overrated.
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Well, yes - that can be true, Gus. But, sometimes they can surprise. Would you like a cool compress, for the head?
ETA: or this -
Soo xx
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I should, and do, credit Mr Bee with taking the above photie of a rock pool, last week.
Soo xx
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Consider me in it. The cool pool, now, that is: I wouldn’t want to be defacing yer holiday photies.
Gxx
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I thought of you as soon as I saw it, Gus - before he took the shot 
Soo xx
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Dear wee bee I love the rock pool
Pity it’s infested by limpets
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Now, now, Twellsy. I have a soft spot for aquatic gastropods. They can be sorely misunderstood, imo.
Soo xx
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Particularly ones who are looked down on by the snooty bivalves.
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Ach our limpet knows I am rather fond of her and I would even offer her a home in well one if she was in dire need
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Fresh water is Bad for Limpets, though. Better mix it with some salt, or gin.
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Oh, I just assumed the berth Twellsy was offering would be in the Gin Well.
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