So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

I have been changing the clocks

Just 1 left to do now

Carinthia.xx

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I try to be cheerful and patient with the poor folks who have to wheel me about and care about my welfare

I even croak at doctors putting needles in to chatter and relax them

Phlebotomist today is ummm ahem of the belief that she should slap my tiny veins in my finger as if trying to raise a bulls jugular

She wondered about her failures

I have told her that patience is the best thing

Ho him

Now on O2 as the gin ran out

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[flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][flappity][deliverity]

I’m only a small bird & it’s hard to keep up.

Also some of it evaporatesh in flightsh.

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Nice nurse is tending a ginsparrer with massage and dainty morsels while the drip Stand roost is readied ginsparrers need cherishing

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Ridiculous and unsafe that there are internally locking doors. This is not something that could not have been foreseen; nor will it be the first time it has happened.

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When I was in hospital after my stroke, I was moved (after one hellish night during which a psychiatric patient threatened to kill me for stealing her bed – I was kinda tied down with various tubes at the time and had no way to escape, and the other patient who was being threatened rang her husband to come and fetch her rather than stay for the operation she was due to have in the morning) into the stroke ward; six beds, mixed sex.

One poor man rang and rang and rang for a bedpan and eventually soiled himself and his bed after about an hour, so the nurses took him away to the bathroom, stripped him naked and left him in there with the window open because of the smell and forgot to tell the shift who came on at six that he was in there. The other patients were told to use the visitors’ lavatory down the hall outside the ward. About an hour after the new shift arrived I managed to get attention from one of them and made a quiet fuss, and they were horrified and dealt with it immediately. But as they pointed out, we could have used the bathroom before they arrived, because there was no lock on the door!

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Hot Buttered Crumpets are available here

Not sure about this evening - it’s my 40th Wedding Anniversary, so I would quite like Summat Nice

Soo, everywhere I look ATM people are upset & the misunderstandings are getting trickier.

Mumsnet is even more barking mad than usual…

Carinthia.xx

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is that possible?

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It’s the prospect of half term unhinging the poor cows.

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You deserve Summat Nice every day, Carinthia.

During my early morning foray I was described as the ‘saintly soo’ and was asked ‘what the hell is wrong with you?’ Oh, well.

Soo xx

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Carinthia asks me to post:


“I painted the Nat meself…”

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You’d think they’d have got used to it by now.

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Lovely!

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Ooo it’s eventful

Third canula of the day is gone so we are going for the fourth drilling for blud

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Urk.

Been there, done that - and didn’t particularly enjoy it.

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Only 15 tries for a canula

Still at least this one is all right

For Now …

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Guess what I am waiting for now?

Yup

The one that I was boasting about decided to clog up

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In the sense that ‘they know what it’s like’, they have.
Now with added mud.

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(Feral has just moved Twellsy’s hospital posts here so that people who are avoiding Viral Doom can still see them. A dedicated Twellsy Hospital Thread seems a bit… excessive.)

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Thank-you Dear Dunnock

The Nat was a straw sunhat sprayed with car spray paint…

Carinthia.xx

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