Ah. My intention is to cook 'em until they’re almost burnt and stick 'em in a roll, so we shall see.
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They are lovely when bbq Ed
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The weather is miserable, as am I, and the fecking clocks are about to change and the beer I have seems to be faulty…
Anyone fancy a pitcher?
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I should think they are.
I have to say that, while they are a long way from being Britain’s best sausage, I thought they were tasty and I enjoyed them. And I am now completely stuffed.
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An excellent suggestion. Cheers!
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Wist wist.
I fink I may have a Personal Mini Barbecue some time soon.
About flamin’ time.
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Grrr. Snort. Harumph.
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Well, y’know, GMT izz normal, for some ovvus.
See you on the other side!
Soo xx
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Gin, Soo?
Itizz surely Medicinal
Fishy needs an Minnow End too
Carinthia.xx
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And a thumb replant! I can help with this 
Soo xx
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Go me! Actually, I’m doing this.
Soo xx
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A fine plan. Followed by bed.
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I have a Noo box of Nitrile gloves, Soo
Shall I assist?
Carinthia.xx
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Plenty of scalpel blades here. Unfortunately I seem to have mislaid the handle, but I’m sure we can improvise.
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Careful of our Fishy
A new inmate here has complimented the health care assistant on his fine outdoor tan
Umm
He hails from Kerala province in the subcontinent
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Oh, dear…My Stepdad had served in the RAF in India. He caused some embarrassment when we were out for a Chinese meal and he ‘saw’ all of the waiting staff as Indian, shouting ‘jaldi, jaldi!’ loudly, when he found their service slow. There was a brief altercation, as I recall.
How are you faring, Twellsy?
Soo xx
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Not good but not worse
Same old bat locked the door to our wee room and wouldn’t let the nurses in at all
From 1am to 3am
The rest of the the patients were not amused by the yelling about burglars wanting to rob us in our beds
I hope that I never get so old as to be confused and demented
Poor old thing
But the rest of the us are very unwell and need a bit of peace
I have the remote control for the telly hidden as 4 folks do not desire noise
And 4 out of 5 or us are the majority
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Poor Twellsy! I could have kept you entertained with disagreements else-board, but the posts are largely expunged (sadly).
The usual hugs are proferred xx
Soo xx
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I know someone who whenever she’s in hospital gets a mad Irish woman on the same ward.
Presumably this is a bit more likely if you’re actually in Ireland…
yardarm
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My father seemed to win the hearts and minds of the nurses at the beginning of his final stay in hospital by smiling and addressing one in Tagalog. Why he knew it I don’t know, and how he knew it was her native language I have no idea, but he did – enough for hello and I hope you are well, at least. She was charmed.
The nurses all cried when he died, and I had to comfort them. He had clearly been whatever is the opposite of That Patient.
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