Chicken balls!
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No
He was on a low cholesterol diet following a heart attack
And he kept stealing my packed lunches
So I made a couple of dozen buns topped with ex lax chocolate
He never ever ever looked at someone else’s food again
Especially since the sgt refused to allow him to work in the station for a few days
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Bluddy lovely they are too, Dahlink…
I was later going out than anticipated, but by being late, I picked up 3 peppers fer 30p, & 3 onions fer 10p
Carinthia.xx
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The Oaf just farted in my vicinity, so I see the sgt’s point.
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The Oaf knows how to comment on the things he reads
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I hope that the Chinese was as good as we’d want and that you’ve saved me some, Carinthia.
For us. Cheers!
I have achieved some stuff, today.
Cheese scones
Pepper and squash soup
Haddock in curried yoghurt sauce
Sometimes, one just needs a nudge towards action and I’ve had that.
Good nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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[intrigued lookity]
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Channeling wor Bee here - or possibly advising - but:
[prudent lockity]
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So, Darlings, 40 years ago today it was ‘Sherries on arrival’ - the then traditional drink for welcoming guests
10 years ago today it was Sherries in Orsepiddle, which wasn’t quite so traditional, although Mr C & GS managed 2 tumblers each
Raising a glass here to the day, & also to Friendship, for which I thank you
Carinthia.xx
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Well, Hedgers, this is not the best looking of dishes, but if you close your eyes or visit the hive, you might find it a bit scrummy.
Soo xx
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Mwah, Carinthia!
Soo xx
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I have had something answering to that general description that was Bluddy Lovely.
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[yawnity] Tseep!
yardarm
‘n’ Extry Gin forran Sufferin’ Twellsy.
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Thank you wee birdie
The real fun here is that it’s a bank holiday and so we are just trying to get well with no doctors of any seniority about
Sooooooo the baby quacks are scared to actually ramp the edake pills up to a level where they actually work and I am not very patient with an old lady dog who is a selfish drama queen thinking that she the staff only have her as a patient and the other four of us are auxiliary staff
As I have no voice it means that small things such as a trip to the toilet become impossible to have in a reasonable way
Last night the nurses were so determined not to be locked out again that they got her written up for sleeping pills
I was opening a toffee sweet and she woke up yelling about rape and robbery
If waxed paper sweet wrapper wakes her you can picture us all trying to get well and not upset her
Sorry I just needed a bit of a wail
I will crawl into the gin barrel and drink myself safe
I would hate to drown in gin!
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Has anyone checked that Gin barrel, lately?
Cold, & raining for most of the day here.
Carinthia.xx
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[echoing] Tseep!
Time to get the next one ready, I think.
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Cold here, but drier than yesterday.
< innocent face > Gin barrel? Haven’t seen one.
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I tend to see more than one, too…
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Hic
I likesh gin I doesh
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I pick up my knitting, sit down with it, make myself comfortable and get all organised. Then realise I have only one needle and I’ve left the other behind on the far side of the room. I have done this, not once but repeatedly, recently. FFS what is wrong with me?
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