Ooo good luck with that Fishy
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You could make a good case for Stanislav Petrov, too (“if the Americans are making a first strike, why are we only seeing five launches?”).
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“Please stay on the line. We’ll be with you as soon as we can.” has a certain poetic ring after the first forty repetitions…
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Please stay on the line. We’ll be with you as soon as we can.
Tracy is still throwing up in the break room; I told her last night the Widow’s Kiss was a mistake.
If you sound male, you don’t want to talk to Alice in her present mood.
And I am only waiting for Cathy to arrive so that I can go and pick up my “coughing” child from the nursery.
Please stay on the line. We’ll be with you as soon as we can.
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Jeez, that’s going to be sticky…
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Baggsie I don’t clean up after Tracy
It’s not my turn
I cleared up after the boys celebrated their win at Lara Croft against the mortgage accounts helpline
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I understand all the words, but…
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Ask the wee birdie
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The last time I played Tomb Raider it wasn’t a competitive game.
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Still Hissing it down here
Hope that the pub has some sort of shelter fer Birdies… 
Carinthia.xx
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All now sorted, and explained by cashback. I found the receipt for a Tesco visit which ended in 14 pence.
I have also discovered that my shiny new crap-phone cuts off any call at five minutes or thenabouts, which is a nuisance if you are in a queue ten minutes long.
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I use the landline for those sort of calls, Fishy
Did you get crap music too?
Carinthia.xx
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Perseverin’ sort of Fish. Glad it’s been explained. Annoying about the phone, though.
I have just had two cheese & marmite scones. Really rather good.
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Very oppressive faux-musical loud noise, anyway.
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That Bird has located a refurbed Nokia which seems to be just like the previous one, and is therefore likely to have vaguely familiar control routines, which would be a mercy. The new Thing is not intuitive…
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It’s French. It’s what they do. (Only, being Alcatel, it doesn’t make up for it by being stylish.)
(Am in pub garden under cover.)
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Have one for me wee birdie
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Hailing here. Again.
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Sun is streaming into the window by my bed 
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