I would get on wiv me knitting, if I were you, Twellsy
And could knit…
Carinthia.xx
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I am sure if Gus were there the pore dawg would’ve got his teeth on some things that just fell off the plate…
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…which may be identifying as a sow
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Funny you should mention that…
https://www.unilad.co.uk/technology/scientists-create-meat-flavoured-ice-cream/
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Will one of you lot tell her, or shall I?
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I don’t think Rolo has ever bitten you…
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Interesting, Joe
My Veggie Cousin is a veggie who didn’t like the taste of meat, so she doesn’t go in for the ‘tastes like meat’ spiel
Wasn’t it Heston Bloomineck who did awful things to ice cream?
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Probably. “If they don’t die, put it on the menu.”
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Bacon & egg ice cream. Snail porridge.
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'Course he hasn’t. The very idea.
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That dog wouldn’t bite
I have rarely met a dog that bites if you approach them right
Gentle and let the dog come to you
A treat and a furfle all help but the dog must make the speed of acquaintance
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That particular dog barely knows he has teeth anyway.
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Yerss
He inhales offerings… 
Carinthia.xx
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This daft old bat would probably buy something for the dog and enjoy watching the dog dining
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They will happily sell (or “sell”) you dog biccies over the bar.
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That sounds like a great place
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Itizz, Twellsy
Carinthia.xx
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And the bar snacks are very unusual.
oh…
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All sticky in the kitchen. ‘Why is that? Or do we not wish to know?’ cries the Cellar, as one.
Because, me dear old troglodytes, I have been cuttin’ up prunes an’ figs an’ apricots for a Christmas cake. And wavin’ the Napoleon brandy about a bit.
I blame joe.
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Puts Medicinal Brandy on Shopping List…
Carinthia.xx
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