Gluten-free, or low-fat, or summat like that: we prefer the full-fat, leaded, unhealthy-options versions 
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They’re the only ones worth eating. If I were worried about eating too much fat - which I am not - I would choose to eat fewer sausages, not the ones that don’t taste of proper meat.
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With you all the way.
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Ask the pig?
Well, quite.
The worst I’ve met for that is low-fat ice cream.
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If one is that fanatical about low fat and wants a cold confection to end a meal, what’s wrong with sorbet?
Mind you, I have a feeling Ikea vegan vanilla ice-cream isn’t bad, and is probably low fat just by not having cream in it at all. I got some once for my dairy-intolerant but very fussy brother, and he liked it.
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Agree: I mean, it hardly tastes of meat at all.
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Bloody cat-flap is malfunctioning. This I do not need. And no, it’s not the batteries.
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The Late Glitz, of elseboard used to make a very good vegan ice cream for her son, at a time when there wasn’t much choice around.
Much easier now to shop for special diets/different lifestyles, although generally more expensive.
Dunnock Dear, if you would like to fly over here, Fred’s Haberdashery will be open until 8pm, today & tomorrow.
Lots of Pretties, & Sparkly Shiny things…
Boo to the sodding catflap, Gus.
Not in the mood for things Going Wrong
Carinthia.xx
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I blame the Beely Poodle [grinnity]
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Clean the battery contacts (and any others you can get at) with the rubber on the end of a pencil, or similar?
Orf to the pub while I still can.
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It is definitely not the batteries. But goodness, cat-flaps don’t half get filthy so some cleaning has been undertaken.
Of course, his chip might have shifted…
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Hélas, no fish and chips; they’ve just got to the end of a batch and, all things considered, don’t plan to make another just yet. Can’t say I blame them.
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Have at least 1 pint fer me please, Dunnock, & give Maggie my love
Carinthia.xx
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Have another pint for me please wee birdie
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Wheeeeee tiddly tseep.
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Funny how unconvinced I am by that dog…
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I am sure that that dog is well cared for and fed
But those eyes say that the dog needs the flavour of human Gus
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Human fud
Bluddy spillchucker
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