So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Yes the respiratory nurse is a fine expert who gets things DONE at speed and with a good amount of fun with the patient

The physio is wanting to help me as well

I will happily accept the help that they offer

And knickers to baby quack :duck:

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Yes: your point having been made, giving him his grots back would be a kind gesture.

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Over his head do you think?

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Certainly out of his depth, from what you said earlier…

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Out of the his shallows I think

He has no depth of knowledge yet

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He requires teaching and must learn on his feet, aka a baptism of fire, until he becomes a real doctor. Pore fing.

We made Singapore egg-fried rice with king prawns, this evening. It was jolly.

Good nights, all,

Soo xx

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Gin, Soo

Normous ones all round, methinks

Carinthia.xx

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Let me guess…

Poodle attempts to replicate my balloon model of dog?

One of my lecturers once complained that his cat ā€œdidn’t workā€.

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Mate of mine claimed his Tibetan terrier was solar-powered and only functioned properly if recharged in the conservatory.

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You really have to know Malcolm to appreciate the quintessential ā€œMalcolmnessā€ of such a remark…

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Morning you lot.

Today is Shopping Day, so it’s pre-flight checklist time.

Mask. Shopping bags. Money. Little slitty knife. Big stick wiv nails in it.

yardarm

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Extra beer and gin
I am now getting up to half my usual lung function

This is better than a fifth

New blowy toy for lung physio is a great toy

I expect beer sossiges gin and more sossiges tomorrow night while I cuddle a cat in my own hovel

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From the winner of the 2018/2019 ā€œBlack Puddingā€ and ā€œLifestyle Sausageā€ categories, mere gold for his Black Pudding Sausages (and another of his speciality sausages) …

https://www.craftbutchers.ie/newsevents/2018/11/11/craft-butchers-national-sausage-pudding-results-20/

I’m sure he’s got more recent awards too but I can’t find them on t’internet at the moment …

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Yay!

Our weather forecast for today promises ā€˜decent bright or sunny spells’. I’m so relieved we’re not to have indecent ones, I like my bright spells to be fully dressed, thank you.

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Well you’re no fun.

New Lidl not too bad though of course I have to find everything.

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Morrisons meanwhile has total checkout collapse and is on the verge of panic.

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Lidl - German ownership
Morrisons - British company

:laughing:

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WTAF is a ā€œLifestyle Sausageā€?

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Morrisons haven’t had their automated checkouts serviced since before March. At any given time 2-3 of the 8 are calling for help. It takes ten minutes for someone to turn up and fix them all, and then they go back to their burrow rather than waiting the 30 seconds until the next one goes wrong.

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Gas is your friend here, I think.

Oh, and for those - looking at no Fish one in particular - who think me a Fool About That Cat: no, nope and never would I ever.

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