And just how does one sit down and at the same time elevate one’s bruised arse?
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I could even offer a float in the gin lake but our Fish doesn’t do gin
Hmm should we dig a vodka pool wee birdie?
I can see our fishy floating in vodka happily breathing the fumes!
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Blimey Fishy
Gentle & Sympathetic Hugs, wiv Added Arnica. One ‘splays’ mightily when wet, anna wrap up warmly with an hot water bottle anna lie down forran hour might be needed.
Followed by 15 minutes of wincing & swearing, as you try to potter & see which bits move. Then comes the 15 minutes with a bag of frozen sweetcorn wrapped around yer bruised bits & elevation of the feet
Rinse & Repeat… 
There are 2 Candles lit here today, 1 for Armistice Day, & the other for the 100th anniversary of the entombment of the Unknown Soldier.
I could light a 3rd for you…
Minnow Endity sounds like an Good Idea…
Carinthia.xx
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Dear Fishy, take heed of Our Chatelaine.
I am still puzzling about the mechanics/trajectory of the manoeuvre.
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There is no working it out, Gus
Sigh
I had summat similar happen innan shower room for the disabled innan Hotel. All smooth porcelain surfaces with no traction & I ended up with my head under the sink.
I was stone cold sober at the time
And wet
And cross
Carinthia.xx
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Ah, I think I see where you went wrong there, Darling.
PS: for some reason I can’t stop laughing at “I ended up with my head under the sink”.
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Oh sober were you dear Chatelaine?
You go on about me breaking a leg on a perfectly flat floor but not spilling a drop of rum punch while you claim sobriety on a bathroom floor
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Careful editing of the fall from the bar stool there, Twellsy…
I did report to the management that the bathroom was not fit for purpose.
I was able-bodied before I had the shower…
Carinthia.xx
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Believe me, so am I!
Lie down and Brufen later I feel a bit more human, though.
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Glad to hear that Fishy
There were no bar stools at that bar
Honestly
It was just a covered over area with a polished concrete floor
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Poor Fish, hope you take all the necessary substances to make you feel better. xx
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Or failing that, something from the chemist.
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I can offer Hot Sossinge Rolls to go wiv Medicinals…
Carinthia.xx
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Snaffles a sossige roll to munch while bread rolls prove
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Please take the small pathetic tappity on the window as read, since I have a headache.
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You in need ovvan Pitcher & HWB too, Birdie?
Traumatic day, wot wiv an Fallen Fishy
Carinthia.xx
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Pore Sparrer.
I dunno: headachey Birds and toppling Fish. Where will it all end?
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Decalcified Limpets? (Avert!)
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Naked limpets?
Drapes felt shawl over said limpet to keep it warm
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Upending a small shot glass over me would protect without being itchy like felt, plus I would be able to see out 
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