I dunno you drape a hand made cobweb felt shawl over someone and all they do is complain
You can see through cobweb felt you dahft limpet
And MY felt is soft and smooth not itchy…
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Virus-proof too, no doubt…
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Don’t be daft, Twellsy
She wants the drips from wotevva was in the shot glass…
Carinthia.xx
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One of the headlines on the bbc website begins “Quorn man arrested…” , which caused me a certain amount of bogglement.
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[breathes vermouth-fumes into shot glass]
[inverts shot-glass over limpet]
Never say I don’t know how to treat a mollusc right.
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Tee Hee
If the limpet is under an inverted glass it can’t have gin as the glass is upside down
More gin for us wee birdie
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Limpets, typically, have a strong muscular foot. I have seen nothing in our Limpet’s behaviour to suggest otherwise.
Soo xx
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Limpets also leave their rock to find food
I think the weight of a glass is beyond a limpet’s strength
So more gin for us wee bee 
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[grinnity]
[also ginnity]
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So, that’s me off to sleep soon.
I hope that our Fish is feeling less battered (no pun), Hedger’s head is less sore, Carinthia’s blood tests yield favourable results and that Twellsy stays safe and as well as possible. Good nights, all,
Soo xx
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Respectfully sprinkles vinegar (against the miasma, ye ken). And proffers a wally, just because.
Goodnight, wee Bee
Gxx
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Don’t ferget yer Gin, Soo
Apparently my blood results are ‘satisfactory’ , which is wot it said when I checked online.
This appears to be an improvement on what they were, which is an good thing, but itizz difficult to get anyone to discuss things with ATM
I’m sure they’ll rear me
As they say in these parts
Carinthia.xx
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“I wouldn’t feed that one if I were you, love” being the flip side of that 
Gxxx
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I do hope that our Fishy isn’t too sore in the morning
Hitches Tenters
Carinthia.xx
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Indeed. Hitching is such that organs are popping up in unexpected places. Is that a kidney behind me eye?
Yoga has a lot to answer for, imo.
Gxx
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Mega Snork, Dahlink
Drink ?
Carinthia.xx
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o gawd yes. Bottoms up, Sweetheart.
Gxx
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Dear heavens
What with muscles for feets and kidleys behind eyen I think our limpet needs urgent help
I can do this
I have a sharp knife and my beginner’s book of anatomy
What could go wrong?
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There now, we’ll ‘ave no limpet-knifin’ in the Cellar. That’s for round the back of the pub at closing time. So I’ve heard.
Avvan
yardarm
on a slightly-less-grey-than-yesterday day.
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