Seven minutes? Are you not well?
Snortle, TFM.
Well it is a tad misty out there.
In a âWhoâs nicked the garden?â sort of way.
I was, er, busy.
In the snug of the Myopic Mendicant with a few dozen close friends who will happily tell you I was there all evening.
Myopia is pretty much unavoidable here at the moment
I noticed a lot more outdoor âfurry lightsâ when I went for my paper
Carinthia.xx
Ah, when the lamplighter went round, following in his footsteps, and with very different, honed, instruments, came the Light Shaver⌠Sorry. lightbarber
Lightbarber, lightbarber, lightbarber. Yes, just a touch off the visible frequencies, GeorgeâŚ
Itâs foggy enough here to wake me with my asthma needing a nebuliser
Oooo I have a new book
Happy sigh
Bacon butties ready
Lots of fog out there today. I shall enable the Instrument Landing System.
[unscrewity cap of gin-bottle]
yardarm
This is odd. Reports of fog from both sides of the Irish sea but here in the middle of it we have blue skies and sunshine.
Not surprising really I suppose, we all know who the sun shines on, donât we?
Any time I have been to your island TFM it rained!
For a whole feckin week!
I repeatâŚ
More seriously, we do get our fair share of rain but mostly we get wind - and mist. Manannanâs cloak & all that. The best weather is usually late April, May and October, for some reason.
Similar here TFM
May is the turf cutting time as it might dry then
BANG clangle.
Clonk boink boink boink.
And as a piano and a tuba take advantage of itâŚ
I hope the wee birdie clears those instruments away as they are a trip hazard
And the tuba is a strange shape after this stout party landed on itâŚ
Youâve only noticed that now?
Not as strange as the sousaphone, though.
Well they are now 2D after cushioning my fall!
Have I ever recounted the tale of the jazz musician in the red-light district?