Stroke the Bengal until it decides you are being an importunate nuisance and shifts of its own accord?
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Chesticles are under the doctor and an anti bionic thank you wee bee
I am now a Bengal cushion so knitting is abandoned until he shifts
Gawds but he is a big sturdy beast
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Heāll keep you warm, at least
Itizz Bluddy Baltic here
The blue bins are still out awaiting collection
Carinthia.xx
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But what colour were they when you put them out, Dahlink?
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Hmm
No sooner the word than the deedā¦
Itizz raining & an unmarked bin lorry has arrived. A young man wearing an hoodie with a high-viz weskit over the top, & with his āphone clamped to his ear, approaches my blue bin, & lifts the lid.
Satisfied that I wasnā t getting rid of anything dangerust, he pulls the bin to the kerb & waits for his sidekick to bring the lorry.
All this was achieved without disturbing his 'phone arm, & without the use of glovesā¦
Thud
Carinthia.xx
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I think that phones will be implanted at puberty soon!
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Along with the tracking devices that go with them, no doubt.
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Donāt need a separate tracking device if the suckers are willing to pay for their own (and life is set up such that they have to 'cos they canāt do anything without it).
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I can do loads of things without a smarty pants phone!
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Itizz how many people access The Internetty, though. My 'phone is the most modern piece of technology I ownā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Pay for shopping, fuel, parking ticketsā¦
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Check for Covid contacts
I know they have many uses
I just want it known I have a life without my mobile phone!
So many young folk seem to be unable to do anything without a mobile
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You do realise that makes you sound ancient, donāt you, Dereā¦ ;- )
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The young people today have no taste in beer. Which means more of the good stuff for me.
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Extends empty glassā¦
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Fills glass.
Soo xx
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Thank you wee bee
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ā¦somewhat inexpertly by the look of it. Perhaps your bar-serf needs a refresher course. Happy to be a secret shopper if that would help.
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Yes, but only because you have access to even more smarty pants equipment and an Expert Mr Smarty Pants himself, to keep it all going!
Carinthia.xx
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I have no clue about beer and employ any passing bee to pour it, Gus.
Soo xx
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