So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Not The Archers
4923

Sea urchins and the land-based sort?

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4924

Not just hedgehogs ā€“ 's the lockdown, innit? One simply cannot be arsed any moreā€¦

But never would I ever exploit a hodgepig. Despite their quite remarkable compressibilty, as recently noted by a Dunnock of this parishā€¦

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4925

Settle in transit is one thing, if they settle into a Transit (no doubt with loud cries of ā€œnot furnished, you fascist!ā€) then the best thing to do is probably to sell it, ideally without pointing out their presence to the buyer.

As in the case of the Jaguar with mice nesting in the back seat.

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4926

A family of hedgehogs in a Transitā€¦ probably does more work than the roadie.

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4927

Mr C had a Bradford Jowett (sp) van, with a hole in the floor, anna deckchair & armchair in the backā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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4928

Donā€™t you mean ā€œupā€?

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4929

Beavers?

(Stop sniggering at the back!)

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4930

I have mentioned the vermin relocation and extermination outfit called Beaver Pest Control, havenā€™t I?
Very efficient they were, too.

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4931

My father had a Jowett Javelin with enough spare bits to build two more

I have nearly finished the left front of my cardi today

And constructed two 6 portion sized lasagnesā€¦

With a dunnock sized one to keep our dinner safe

Does our dunnock like lasagne?

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4932

Oh, take a wild guess, dere ;- )

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4933

Right so my lasagnes are safe if I put them out on the window ledge to coolā€¦

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4934

:joy: Dozy Bugga

Nothing is safeā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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4935

And for my next trick, the Amazinā€™ Vanishinā€™ Lasagna!

[peckity][pe[pe[peckity]cki[peckity]ty]cki[pec[peckity]kity]ty][peckity][peckity]

[erp]

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4936

You might need thisā€¦

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4937

And then thereā€™s the boost from the trebuchet to consider.

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4938

And thermals.

To be worn rather than ridden at the moment.

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4939

I just want to know where my lasagne for Monday went

I set it on the windowledge to cool

Now there is an empty dish and a round Dunnock

I will lift the poor wee birdie in so it doesnā€™t freeze

I will give it a beer or two to see if it is thirsty

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4940

Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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4941

Burst?

A precautionary Erpity might be in order ;- )

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4942

[glup] [glup] [glup]

[ERP]

(echo) (echo) (echo)

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