I left out a small amuse-bouche of cauli curry to aid erpityness, Hedgers. It’ll have frozzed, by now, and should be good for another swoopity, should you be delayed.
All Christmas pressies, that could have been, have been delivered so that’s good.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
Do have an Pitcher ‘Afore ye go’ Soo
5 years today since my Father died, & I am having an Medicinal
Carinthia.xx
One of my favourite versions, Carinthia.
To Danny!
Soo xx
That’s lovely, Soo
The Funeral Director, slightly Fazed & Dazed by the 600 (!) versions on offer on The Internetty, suggested that perhaps we could use the Daniel O’Donnell version…
Ahem
I consulted the Irish Rellies, & made sure that they hadn’t recorded one, & we went with The Irish Tenors version…
Carinthia.xx
An element of control was clearly required, Carinthia 
I wish you peace and sleep, Darling.
Soo xxxx
Candle deployed, Darling.
Gxx
Thank-you Dahlink
Here too, of course
Carinthia.xx
Aber naturlich.
Gxx
[yawnity]
Tseep.
Less mist than yesterday. I can actually see the other side of the valley.
Morning all
Heavy heavy dense fog
Bacon sossige and puddings ready
Eggs cooked to order
The pore wee birdie that took shelter here is now perched on a chair by the range inspecting my cooking
I will throw some tatie farls and soda farls in the pan too just to make sure it is not starving
Be a love and chuck in a couple extra…
Just tatie farls?
No soda farls?
It’s the rocketry problem, innit? To deliver two tatie farls to Gus, you need to fuel the bird with one tatie farl, but the weight of that needs fuel to push it so that’s another half-farl, and…
I go the old fashioned trebuchet manner
It’s easier to get yon Bull to do ballistic sums
Oof
Have spent most of the day innan Recumbent Posture wiv added sneezes
Nice Young Man at the shop is saving me newspaper until tomorrow, as driving is out of the question, & walking doesn’t seem like a great idea.
Flumps wiv Medicinal Summat
Carinthia.xx
We have a Medium-Sized plumber (the Small Plumber is on another job, at a church all next week, and the Medium Plumber lives local) turning up “just after eight” tomorrow morning to see what he can do about the leaking tank in the loft, so Recumbent soonish sounds like a good idea to me! Slightly later, yer man is going to collect Mini for MOT… All go tomorrow morning.
Ulp.
Indeed, Fishy
Carinthia.xx
Some careless person has left a bottle of Clontarf whiskey right next to the noo coffee machine I bought the other day. And a precariously volatile bowl of whipped cream in the fridge
Oh dear. Wotta shame…
Have you tried an Irish Dunnock? You pour the cream and whiskey into the sparrer, and then it flaps off in a random direction (more random than usual). Happy to help.
How very heartening, Spadger 
I am pondering the whereabouts and welfare of TFM. Having been advised against large advertisements of alkyfrol (joe) I proffer the following to entice her back:
Made with recycled Bombay Sapphire bottle glass, we’re told.
Come back, Dear.
Off to bed - best dreams, all,
Soo xx