Oh, sod this for a game of soldiers. Happening to be awake, when I heard the catly skull thud on the front door I threw me warm covers to the wind and hastened down wiv me opposable thumbs to let him in. Because I am, when certain odd planetary conjunctions pertain, kind. The ingrate stalked past me, squeezed between kitchen bin and the wall for no good reason I could discern, and went straight out the back via the cat flap.
Howâs the Teenage Badger, dere?
Note to self: check windowsill for fox shit⌠Itâs a glamorous life, darlings.
Oh, cat now installed in his boudoir and apparently quite at ease with himself.
I have hobbled from my bed to my sofa and am now contemplating knitting
I am at my happy place of my knitting - the straight knit up the garment with no shaping or fancy stitches I love the almost zen state of just going back and forth
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