So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Oh, sod this for a game of soldiers. Happening to be awake, when I heard the catly skull thud on the front door I threw me warm covers to the wind and hastened down wiv me opposable thumbs to let him in. Because I am, when certain odd planetary conjunctions pertain, kind. The ingrate stalked past me, squeezed between kitchen bin and the wall for no good reason I could discern, and went straight out the back via the cat flap.

Harumph.

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Ha

On my way back to bed

Not laughing, really…

Carinthia.xx

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How’s the Teenage Badger, dere?
Note to self: check windowsill for fox shit… It’s a glamorous life, darlings.
Oh, cat now installed in his boudoir and apparently quite at ease with himself.

Gxx

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Waiting for a medium-sized plumber.

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He come, he plumb, he fix leak and vanish again. Man came for car keys and also went away rapidly. I think I might go back to bed now…

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I have hobbled from my bed to my sofa and am now contemplating knitting

I am at my happy place of my knitting - the straight knit up the garment with no shaping or fancy stitches I love the almost zen state of just going back and forth

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“But I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the gin.”*

* this is evidently not true

yardarm

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‘The Devon-based company told BBC News the stickers were programmed with “scalar energy”, which the scientists’ equipment would be unable to detect.’

…with a straight face, apparently.

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An Energydots spokeswoman told BBC News: "We state clearly that our products harmonise the fields.

“And the way to test this is to assess via biological testing.”

Those biological testing criteria in full

  1. Does this user appear to have been born yesterday?
  2. Is the user greener than they are cabbage-looking?
  3. Does the user’s head button up the back?
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But they work! Not one of the people who bought them has succumbed to COVID - or any other ill-effects - that have been traced to 5G emissions.

(My main problem with this particular scam is that I didn’t think of it…)

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Oof

Have just been out to collect my newspaper from yesterday. It isn’t as cold out, but very windy, raining & unsettled

Hey Ho

Carinthia.xx

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Have an Dryin’ Summat.

[pourity][pourity][pourity]

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Thank-you Dunnock

Have just been reading me meters, wiv torch & Spex in attendance

Carinthia.xx

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I takes pictures wiv me phone or other camera, rather than writing fings down while I’m out there…

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Good idea

Carinthia.xx

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I am feeling proud of myself

I wanted to have the back and fronts of my cardi done by today

I managed it

So sleeves tomorrow then the hood on Woden’s day

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Lamb kebabs here, with roasted peppers on the side

Shop had mushrooms reduced to 19p, so Mushroom Soup tomorrow.

Hissing it down, & still very windy

Carinthia.xx

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Slept all afternoon, so clearly I was tired; woke up in time to synopsise The Archers though.

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You had a very early start, Fishy, & sleeping patterns have been odd, to say the least, lately

Minnow End?

Carinthia.xx

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Oh, excellent thought! Thank you, Chatelaine.

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