Gus All of my neighbours have children who are renowned for enjoying tooth rotting sickly sweet stuff
12 of the ankle biters in the range of my rollator so I will hand over a sugar rush and depart the scene of the crime
Now who do I not like today?
Wanders off cackling to check the traps to catch naughty children trying to push a pore old bat into her own oven
Ah, that puts quite a different complexion on it. Go forth and bake, my child.
One does oneâs best to be a kindly old lady giving cake to children
Itâs such fun to see the children energetic isnât it?
I like wickedness to be hidden in kindness
I shall shortly be doing me famous Buzzy the Hummingbird impersonation.
as opposed to âme famous âgannet crashed up to its nasal apertures inna cakeâ impersonationâ, would that be?
Take one L-shaped room and one tired person with her mind on other things walking round the corner, and what you get is one clunk on the head against the wall. FFS!
Oh, and I managed to spill my lunch down my front too.
Not the best of days, so far.
Gentle Hug
Normous Drink
Carinthia.xx
Oh bluddy hell, that is Unfair to TFMs.
A Medicinal Pitcher appearing right now at a safe distance from your elbow.
Thanks both, and I wouldnât strike out the safe distance, Gus, if I were you, it is a wise precaution.
I can offer some embrocation for your sprained dignity, if you like?
Received with thanks!
I can offer lamb rump cooked over potatoes with harrissa and onion and cavalo nero with a touch of bâharat on the lamb
Dittany & salvia officinalis, steeped in Gin.
Well, one thing at a time, me dear.
Power-to-weight ratio is Important forra Bird.
And energy
Wee birdies burn off lots of energy
Sets cake out for a wee birdie
Gin 12 MJ/kg
Cake 17+ MJ/kg
Just sayinââŚ
Puts bananana cake in front of wee bird that looks pathetic and hungryâŚ
Grips bucket handle tightly⌠
Have you disposed of the vanilla/white chocolate one yet ?
Carinthia.xx
Yep the weeeanes were delighted