Sounds like a fairly effective punishment even now. To clarify, for the cat.
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As Cora only associates herself with tidy-up operations, I have had to apply her blinkers (wouldnāt like her to get ideas).
The salmon and veg kebabs were good enough for us.
Best nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Gin, Darling
Youāll need it, Iām sure
Carinthia.xx
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[yawnity]
Tseep?
Yeah, definitely tseep.
yardarm
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Bacon butties readyā¦
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A bit of Irish fun here
https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2021/0317/1204445-st-patricks-day-bhangra-dance/
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Fabulous!
https://twitter.com/desondy/status/1372132612983160836
Thatās made my day, Twellsy. Ta.
Soo xx
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A bit silly is what we all need and here in Ireland we are still charmingly bonkers and locking us down has only made us more so and looking forward to when we are let loose to be really really daft!
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Thatās uncomfortably close to the assertion āIām mad, I am!ā, to which my instinctive response is to edge quietly away from a likely source of tedium.
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Aw Gus you know I do daft and silly but never mad or intentionally hurtful/offensive
I was at my best in the waiting area when a lady was brought in by her daughter
The daughter was determined to be a misery
I said things like āa good hearing test hereā when a load of wire trolleys on castors clattered past
This caused the Ma to giggle and so the daughter couldnāt be miserable with a giggling Ma beside her
I even reduced the doctor to giggles when he was apologising for delay in a biopsy
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Ah, Twellsy, I might not have made myself entirely clear. I know you are not intentionally hurtful or offensive. I am also aware that you are mad as a spoon, but in a good way.
It is simply that I have found āIām mad, me!ā to be a fairly reliable bore and/or wanker indicator. ymmv.
āNo need to tell people: they will form their own opinions soon enoughā
PS: if youāre conscious, making your doctor giggle is probably safe enough. Do not attempt it, however, with your dentist, tattooist or hairdresser ;- )
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Oh yes the ones who wear a Christmas jumper to work in November saying they are mad -slightly desperate lonelyish folk that want to prove they are funny good to know absolute bores
Sad cases
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Gus the doctor was sticking things up my nose when I had him laughing
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"Ooh, Iām such a rebel!" usually accompanies the wearing of plaid socks with oneās business suit.
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Funny how we all know the type isnāt it?
They all lack spontaneity and confidence (or canāt fake it)
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Whereas if youāre not ā¦
Reminds me of instructions which remained for ages on the CBC web site that, amongst the various Covid symptoms, being unconscious was a reason to go to the E.R. (A&E to you folks).
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Oh yeah, them anā all. Usually corporate to the nth degree, in my experience.
Not that I feel it proper to subject menās ankles to overt scrutiny: itās objectifying ;- )
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You always did like to live dangerously.
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But you need to aim the scythe accurately!
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Yep adrenaline junkie to the core meā¦
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