Yep - about nine months too late.
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I really shouldnāt like this.
Soo xx
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I am sorry, wee Bee. Iām just a vulgar individual. The parents tried their best, but none of it took.
Anyway, if that galumphing great lump of a girl gave you all that trouble < winces > then the least she can do is give you the lend of a loan ovva Poodle forra coupla days.
Gxx
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She left by an emergency exit, Gus 
Yes - Poodle! I am ridiculously excited and am presently preparing food shopping lists for all three of them.
ETA must go to bed. Best nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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Gin, Darling
Here, there izzan Famous Grouse beckoning
Carinthia.xx
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Infamous Grouse?
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Absolutely, Dunnock.
Beloved of BL & his great friendā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Anyone here has cooked grouse? Proper, not 12/08 nonsense.
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Sorry, I thought that I had replied to this last night, Dahlink.
I have eaten grouse, but never cooked it
Carinthia.xx
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Only as part of a Toad Stew.
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Itizz dark, & Hissing it down here, & I have 2 lights on
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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I know itās a long shot but do any of you have a trebuchet I can borrow?
(Sorry, Iām on my way out.)
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Not as such, sadly. Whom do you wish to bombard?
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Um, no-one in particular. It was just, er, a joke. Ish.
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Iām sure that That Birdie has an selection, TFM
Carinthia.xx
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[packity] [foldity] [deployity]
Trebuchets-ŠÆ-Us at yer service!
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Random bombardment, eh? I like your style.
Was just checking in case someone or something had irked you and needed cursināā¦
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A certain amount of snorking occurred chez Gus. In a discussion elsewhere about email etiquette and wording, there was this gem:
I have heard that āhappy to discussā translates as āI will fight you in the car parkā
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I may have said before that I have heard an Australian demonstrating how the word āmateā can mean anything from āI thought you were dead, itās great to see you againā to āoutside, nowā.
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