That Fish speaks Cat well enough to say “I am the toughest cat in this room” and cats believe it.
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I suspect our Fishy would bite a cat taking liberties!
I am just too soppy with our lot
I let them win mostly…
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Not bite, no: all that fur getting caught in the teeth, yuck.
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I never thought of cat fur getting caught in a fish’s teefs - not nice to contemplate
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Gawds
What an horrible thought.
I may well go back to bed…
Carinthia.xx
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That would be Titi?
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All the time!
A bundle of grey and scarlet fevvers with attitude rules the roost here in the west!
Noisily
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Our Snow-boy likes other tools as well - this was observed while I was trying to polly-filla some surplus holes in the wall, and couldn’t find my filling knife:
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Didn’t nail it down, did you. He might as well be a scaffolder.
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Snortle.
A couple of former cats were obsessed with retractable tape-measures. The Ma’s late cat, a minor demon, used to get into workmen’s toolboxes and then Look at them.
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That feckin cat needs no scaffold to climb things
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Gus you like cats - would you like a gorgeous spotty ble eyed Bengal?
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I don’t fink second-hand cat dealers are onto a winner, really. Mind you:
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The answer is still no.
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But the Oaf needs a friend…
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Oh, he definitely does. Are you volunteering?
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Today I have learnt a new phrase in Manx: royd oo lah, as cur lhiat dty chayt geayagh mayrt.
Trans: Get out of here, and take your flatulent cat with you.
I just thought that could be useful to some of you, in the light of the discussion above.
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And just how did that phrase happen to fall in your way, dere?
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Passed on by a fluent Manx speaker who delights in such things. The last one I remember (or don’t remember, but have been able to look it up again) was:
A) HONNICK MEE BEN VARREY SMOOKAL ER Y TRAIE MOGHREY JIU
B) NY CLETTYN AYD
a) I saw a mermaid smoking on the beach this morning
b) Your rocks (i.e. nonsense, bollocks)
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Gus dear the Oaf is a city cat who would be lost here
TFM a flatulent Bengal is a dreadful thought
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