So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

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Dearie, I knew one.

And your point?

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Love it, Janie.

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I assume that a flatulent cat’s first reaction is to blame it on the dog.

Pleasantly clear day forra change. Good flyin’ wevver.

yardarm

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Raining here

Carinthia.xx

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And here

I am making ketchup today

Bacon butties will be made to test my ketchup

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I’ll just leave this here for you to ponder…

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No, I have no idea what it’s about either.

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Nor do I

My ketchup is bubbling nicely and the house smells wonderful

Only 9lbs of martyrs an vinegars and sugar with spices andsalt

I love homemade ketchup

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Had to go and try to find out, didn’t I.

“It could only happen in Peel, two sets of woman had a bit of a rumble whilst dancing in the Creek. One that was done for it said she had been subjected to rumour that she had assaulted a pregnant woman when in fact the victim had been in fancy dress with a cushion stuck up her dress…! Mrs Hughes said the offence was aggravated as it had occurred over the Christmas period”

Not sure which bit of that made me laugh more.

Is Peel the Manx equivalent of Kerry for Ireland?

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Kerrymen laugh at Cork folk

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I don’t know about Kerry, but say ‘Peel Girls’ to anyone on this island and they know exactly what you mean. They do have a certain, er, reputation.

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…and they think The Silence of the Lambs?

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The Saxophonist is back in business.

No stamina or perseverance, yer modern demons, clearly. Very disappointing.

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I was hoping you’d heard the last of him, Dear

Carinthia.xx

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Continuing the discussion from Viral DOOM:

Potato is an vegetable, innit? And wot you have there is concentrated potatoes.

Wot we need here is kamikaze ducks.

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Or just many, many ducks all of whom have been fed full not too long ago, flying in formations.

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So was I. And I beg leave to doubt that the devil does have all the best tunes: he certainly hasn’t picked any up during his sojourn Below. The bastard is noodling.

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Do duck shit on the wing?

Being a simple soul, I was thinking of plastique.

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I am reasonably certain that duck have no sphinctral control, so probably.

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I would have bomber squadrons of geese with quick dry cement up the bell end of the sax and player

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