Fun with dexpan? (I mean, obviously not as much fun as with explosives, but…)
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I was thinking of him reduced to a heap of green slime, really.
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I looked that up. [goes all dreamy-eyed]
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Oh Gus may I join you on the dreamy bench?
I think I could use dexpan on a few folk
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Costs more than the same amount of bang, but nobody wants to see yer licence…
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The folk I knew who played with bangy things never bothered with a licence!
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not-proven tseep
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Next door have a Cute (plaster) Kitten set up on their lawn, gazing down just in front of its feet.
Is it very evil of me to think, every time I see it, that it would be improved by an eviscerated mouse to gaze at?
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No Fishy I would be thinking the same!
I collect cats but NOT cutsie wootsie ones
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Could you perhaps knit one?
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Eeek we have thunder and lightning with hail strafing the conservatory roof
Marrowfat pea sized hail…
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[wist]
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I am feeling very sorry for myself. This morning I polished our lovely big old oak coffee table (yes, I know, but it was looking at me) and when I stood up again my lower back hurt. A lot. It still does. I always knew housework was bad for you.
[whimper]
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Owowowowow!
Do you have something you could hang from for a minute or so to be a sort of amateur traction? Some houses have a bit of landing over the stairs that you can put your hands over and grip the bannister-bit across the top, for instance.
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Normous Medicinal for TFM
Anna Gentle Hug too
Carinthia.xx
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An excellent suggestion and, while we do have exactly the arrangement you describe, our ceilings are exceptionally high and I’m pretty short so I don’t have a hope of reaching it. Still, I have improvised and dangled from a high shelf, which wasn’t ideal but I thinkit may have helped a bit.
Alcohol may help a bit more. I’ll work on that.
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Top of a door?
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I don’t know that one. I’ll start with gin and improvise from there.
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For hanging from, dere Sparrer. Well, the doorframe, really, so’s one doesn’t bugger the hinges
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